Cosmo's Guide To Sex In Cars Actually Ruins Having Sex In Cars

Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a little… » 3/25/14 2:29pm 3/25/14 2:29pm

Manhattan Residents of Car-Sex Hotspot Call for an Unsexy Parking Ban

A tidal wave of sex juices and prophylactics has inundated a Manhattan neighborhood and residents are so grossed out by it that they're trying to enforce a parking ban on the weekends in an effort to force people to take their dirty, furtive car sex to the Meatpacking District where it belongs. » 4/23/12 11:10pm 4/23/12 11:10pm