Dove Lays Eggs On Guy's Car, He's Totally Sweet About It

When a guy named Trevor Maltby left his car at the Cairns International Airport in Australia to go on a six-day business trip, he returned to find a small bird perched on top of a tiny nest on the windshield wiper blade of his Audi hatchback. This is one of the few occurrences in life that is both A) a really good…
Woman Flees the Scene of a Car Accident So Her Ice Cream Won't Melt
Well, if it isn't a new entry for the Terrible Excuses Hall of Fame. A woman in Arkansas gave this bold explanation for why she fled the scene of a car accident she was involved in: "I left because I didn't want my ice cream to melt." Flora Burkhart rear-ended someone who was in a turn lane, but she failed to stop…
Highly Stoned Mom Leaves Her Baby on the Car Roof and Drives Off
We've all been so worried about bath salts, but maybe we really ought to be more concerned about marijuana because it's to blame for one of the more horrifying parenting fails in recent memory. It happened in Phoenix, Arizona, this weekend when a very stoned 19-year-old mother named Catalina Clouser set her baby on…
Horrible Parents Drive With Their Four Kids Strapped to the Car
If you thought Mitt Romney's infamous tale of strapping his dog to the car roof and taking it for a terrifying, high speed cruise down the highway, then wait until you hear what a terrible mother and father from Indiana did. On Monday, the couple was seen strapping their four children to the
roof
hood of their car…
Turns Out Being Born a Woman Is a Major Financial Mistake
As if being a woman wasn't difficult enough—what with all the not having control over important decisions about our own bodies, making less money than our male colleagues, and, yes, let's play the childbirth card—we are also routinely hit with financial penalties just for having the balls to be born with a vagina.…
Now Available: Hello Kitty Car!
Not just any car — a SmartCar! As the gals at Nylon put it, "the engine purrs." Additional images after the jump.
Ashley Judd's Husband Drives Her Crazy
[Ashley Judd plants a kiss on husband Dario Franchitti after he wins the championship at the 2010 IZOD IndyCar Series Cafes do Brasil Indy 300. Homestead, Florida; October 2. Image via INFDaily.]
Christina Aguilera Coordinates Her Lipstick And Her Ferrari
[Beverly Hills, September 8. Image via INFDaily.]
Remember The Time
Insert "Lindsay" or "Britney" joke here. [Vintage_Ads]
The Long, Unwinding Road
[Vienna, September 22. Image via Getty]
