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    Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities

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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    "Yasmin le Bon's daily life: "If lunch is at home then I tend to eat up leftovers from the fridge. I'm the leftover queen. I can't help it. I might mix them into an omelette or throw them all into a soup. One of the children won't eat soups any more because she's worried what old food I've put in it. Simon's mother, Ann Marie, often comes round with homemade bread and cakes.""

    Sigh. This was supposed to be MY life. I was supposed to marry Simon LeBon dammit! #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    All these Ayn Rand devotees have no real concept of how intellectual and morally bankrupt her philosphy is. I'm okay with college students going through a Rand phase, but adults who still embrace her bs are, imho, permanent adolescents who think the world can be boiled down to simple ideas like radical selfishness. #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    @pmarble: Either that or they are the privileged daughters of entertainment industry titans who dabble in fashion! #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    @Jenna: Hee -- yes. But of course, tose ladies also are permanent adolescents, too, no? Or perhaps, prepubescents a la Veruca Salt? #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    Vivienne Westwood: best advice ever. That's why I refuse to try stuff on in the hideously lit fitting rooms of (amongst many others) H&M, it'll ruin my self-esteem for weeks. #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    I'm not entirely sure, but Yasmin le Bon miiiiight be my dad. I am also suspicious of his leftovers soup. #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    Apparently she smokes, wears "teensy" dresses, and altogether reminds Hattersley of "the heroine of some dicey Danielle Steel bonkathon."

    So he's saying she's fucking awesome? I already knew that!! #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    it saddens me to think this, because I loved his old work so much, but Woody Allen just creeps me out in that dirty-old-man way. #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    @ketamineKitty: It's kind of funny to me that everyone thinks it's artistic when he pervs on beautiful young women. Just because he has a better gimmick than most when it comes to getting them to pay attention to him, his revolving-door-obsessions are genius. #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    While I have many, many problems with Ayn Rand, I must admit I like the designs featured in the article. However, when I first saw them, they struck me as more Gatsby than Galt. #stephanieseymour
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    Henry Holland and I have the opposite feelings about NYC. I spend most of my time thinking about how I can get out of here.

    Also, Manolo Blahnik: if "celebrities" didn't wear your shoes you wouldn't make as much money as you do. You do not get a choice who buys them. Sorry. #ragtrade
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
    Fashion already went Ayn Rand. Old news. It repeats itself over and over...JUST LIKE HER STUPID BOOKS.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Number Of Homeless Female Vets On The Rise • Sesame Street Now Available On iTunes
    I sleep on my stomach, with my arms curled up underneath me, balled fists under my chin, legs akimbo. Even if I fall asleep in some other position, that's how I wake up. Although I often have to wait a bit before I can use my hands or grip anything, it's how I'm most comfortable. I'm sure it's all sorts of wrong.


    I find the Deaves very disturbing, and I worry about Jenny, and the effect this will have on her children. Surely they will find out about this, and imagine the torture other kids would put them through.

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    11/11/08

    In reply to Number Of Homeless Female Vets On The Rise • Sesame Street Now Available On iTunes
    Stretching your food budget: Rice, beans, meet hot sauce. Become bff. Flirt with frozen veggies.
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    11/11/08

    @hellodarling loves president obama!!!: Actually, everything meet hot sauce is how I do.
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    11/11/08

    @hellodarling loves president obama!!!: Blow kisses at canned corn (for the fancy times).
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    11/11/08

    @JessicaLovejoy is confused by this feeling of pride: YES. I prefer sriracha or Frank's Hot Sauce. ON EVERYTHING.


    @CrossWord: Frozen corn is COMPLETELY included in "frozen veggies." Frozen corn is the inspiration for "frozen veggies." GIMME.


    (Seriously, rice+beans+corn+hot sauce+a little soy sour cream to take down the heat = my favorite comfort meal, recession or no recession.)

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    11/11/08

    @hellodarling loves president obama!!!: Frank's! Drooooollll...
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    11/11/08

    @hellodarling loves president obama!!!: I myself am having a torrid affair with Ground Chuck and have been playing footsies with his roommate, Hamburger Helper. When they finally figure out what's going on, worlds will collide. In deliciousness.
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    11/11/08

    In reply to Number Of Homeless Female Vets On The Rise • Sesame Street Now Available On iTunes
    Ah shit, I don't need to be told that sleeping on my tummeh will ruin my health. It's already ruining Rod and Todd, with the insane ways I have to position them to get comfy. I can afford breast reduction nao?
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    11/11/08

    @JessicaLovejoy is confused by this feeling of pride: Rod and Todd!! Ahahahaha!
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    11/11/08

    In reply to Number Of Homeless Female Vets On The Rise • Sesame Street Now Available On iTunes
    Adelaide woman Jenny Deaves, 40, has told New Idea magazine that she recently split with her father John Deaves, 62, and has found romance with 34-year-old Shayne Farrell - a bisexual father-of-three and now her fiance....... "We've only known each other 10 weeks and people may think we have rushed into things but he's my rock.


    She's engaged to a man she's known for 10 weeks, and her last boyfriend was her father.


    I can't imagine why anyone would question her judgement in men.

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    11/11/08

    @kansasgirl: I hate how they kept using "bisexual" as a modifier for her new fiance as if to say "look! she went from one fucked up relationship to another!" Bisexual guys are normal, dammit!
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    11/11/08

    In reply to Number Of Homeless Female Vets On The Rise • Sesame Street Now Available On iTunes
    Wow, there are a lot of nuts stories in there.

    First- the mother/father couple need that child taken away from them, even if they aren't "together" anymore.

    Second- I think it seems like a whole lot of work to get an ovary removed and reimplanted, especially with all the great kids out there waiting to be adopted!

    Third-I love that friggin' tortoise, and it is sad that the species may well go extinct.


    I also told my boyfriend if we were in Australia and we broke up I could get money from him(we've been together close to 4 years). His XBox and Wii would totally be mine!!

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    11/11/08

    In reply to Number Of Homeless Female Vets On The Rise • Sesame Street Now Available On iTunes
    The mountain climber is the best sleeping position: On stomach, one arm up, one arm down, one leg up, one leg down.


    Now I need a nap.

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    11/11/08

    @CrossWord: I prefer the cockroach. Legs slightly curled to one side, both arms folded up so your hands are curled like a praying mantis.


    My boyfriend makes fun of me a lot.

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