[Washington, D.C., June 28. Image via Getty]

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Upstate New York Congressman Eric Massa — a conservative Democrat — will resign today from Congress because he is facing an ethics investigation into whether he sexually harassed a male staffer. Female Hill staffers are rolling their collective eyes.

• Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]

[Capitol Hill, July 24. Image via Splash.]