NYPD's 'Cannibal Cop' Has a Mom Who Loves Him: 'The Whole World Thinks…

Just more proof that life isn't fair: of all the toxic asshole moms you know—maybe yours is one of them!—the Cannibal Cop has unconditional, staunch maternal love. 25-year-old NYPD officer and would-be cannibal Gilberto Valle, who was arrested by the FBI in late October for his extensive online plans to kill, cook and… » 11/24/12 2:30pm 11/24/12 2:30pm

Zombie Apocalypse Watch: Take A Second To Call Your Mom And Make Sure…

In case you didn't know, fortunately, the "pamper-yourself" gift package that friend of the family sent you for your graduation does not contain the powerful, awesomely scary drug responsible for Miami's naked zombie who ate the homeless guy's face off which I am sure you have already discussed at work/on dates/at the… » 6/02/12 3:15pm 6/02/12 3:15pm

Meet the Spider With the Tiny Detachable Penis


You have to hand it to spiders, they're so crafty, building their fancy webs and always managing to crawl out of your shoe and spook you just when you're least expecting it. But there is one kind of spider that has really gone above and beyond the call of duty: The orb-web spider, ephilengys malabarensis, has a … » 1/31/12 11:55pm 1/31/12 11:55pm