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    "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"

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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    It's about as possible to get Gwyneth's ankles as it is to get her fingernails. #cankles
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    Image of Caeristhiona Caeristhiona
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    I keep hearing this post in my head being read by Heath Ledger's Joker.

    "If Gwyneth Paltrow's ankles aren't severed from her body in sixty minutes, then I blow up a Castilian wellness spa." #cankles
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    Image of laurascr laurascr
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    but... aren't ankles kind of a tough spot to uh... train? And what is this the 1800s? "I say sir did you see how Miss Mary had her admittedly shapely ankles on display for me all evening? It was absolutely scandalous behaviour." #cankles
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment laurascr was starred laurascr was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @laurascr: "Yes, what what. Just the other day I was going to propose to Miss Bracegirdle-Boysenberry but then I saw the state of her cankles! She may have a 20 inch waist, but it's not enough." #cankles
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    Image of rckoala rckoala
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    I have super-thin, bony ankles, and no one has ever once complimented me on them. In fact, my stepdad once told me he hated them. #cankles
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    11/16/09

    @rckoala: No one has ever complimented mine either, and I am constantly twisting or spraining them because they are so tiny. At the same time, I can't imagine anyone ever feeling so strongly about ankles to "hate" them either. Who friggin cares, really? #cankles
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    Image of rckoala rckoala
    11/16/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Well, my stepdad had issues, obvs. He was also drunk when he said that.

    When my ankles swelled up when I was pregnant, I was totally fascinated. They looked...normal. #cankles
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    Image of BitingThrough BitingThrough
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    I don't know about her ankles, but I wouldn't mind having knees with the image of Sir Walter Raleigh chiaroscuro'd on them. #cankles
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    If you fatten up your thighs, the ankles look slimmer in comparison.

    Another problem solved by carbs! #cankles
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    Image of lodown lodown
    11/16/09

    @Katxyz: Or bulk up the muscles in your calves. #cankles
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/16/09

    @lodown: #cankles
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    George Costanza: 'Ankles? Who cares about ankles?' #cankles
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Next up: Gwyneth's knuckles are all the rage! #cankles
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    Image of Ack Ack
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Really? Is this where we are now as a society, where even my ankles aren't acceptable as they are? #cankles
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    In an effort to be different, I plan on coveting the ankles of Mr. Ernest Borgnine. I prefer to set my own trends, thank you very much. #cankles
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Ankles are the new liposuction site for those women with too much money and no purpose in life. A doctor student of mine said the wife of a famous football player here in Spain (NOT Posh) did it and the fashion spread. #cankles
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/16/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I remember watching a Doogie Howser episode about a woman who was addicted to plastic surgery and she said she was getting her ankles liposuctioned next.

    I was at an impressionable age and I thought that was really weird. I switched to Star Trek TNG not long after. :) #cankles
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Perfect! I've been in the market for a new right ankle. Mine isn't what it used to be, after one too many sports/drinking/crossing the street injuries. #cankles
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    Image of handledc handledc
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    I'd better call my Grandpa -- he always knew how to get my nose, and I'm sure Gwyneth Paltrow's ankles are no different
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment handledc was starred handledc was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Now I understand her bondage shoes...she was just protecting her ankles #cankles
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Where do I get her smug sense of self-importance? #cankles
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    11/16/09

    @morninggloria: there's a recipe for it in Goop. #cankles
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/16/09

    @morninggloria: I believe it has to do with identifying your "inner aspect" and then attempting to "nourish" it. I am not sure what an inner aspect is, but I feel like it might want bok choy, royal jelly, or money. #cankles
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