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    Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Does the ad agency Campari is using have not have any women on staff? I have such a hard time imaging a woman wouldn't see these (particularly the elevator one) and not say "bad idea guys"
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    I like the Eva Mendez shots, they would be just as good without the Campari in them though.

    I think everyone here is missing the point. As far as I can remember, when are alcohol ads EVER aimed at women? Well, I guess if its PINK vodka or something stupid like that. These are not for us. They are for men, whether you think that's right or not. I don't see David Beckham selling alcohol anywhere...
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Jessica's are still the worst, photoshop-wise. That one with the strapless black looks like her boobs are becoming detached from her chest.
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    Image of paulasonoma paulasonoma
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Someone needs to watch Frida again - her boobs were not nearly as large in that movie as they are now.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    01/12/09

    @paulasonoma: Wasn't Frida before she had her kid though?
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    The thing I find most interesting about this whole heavily photoshopped, whittled-waist Campari campaign is that, as a bitter liquer, Capmaris is a digestif -- it prepares the stomach for digestion, aka it helps you eat more.


    Weird.

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    I've never like Campari anyway. Am I the only one? It's too bitter to enjoy IMO.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Is that second photo (in the black) Jessica Alba as well? If so, she does not look anything like herself.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Suddenly, all those weird, freak-show themed ANTM shoots makes sense...
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    I find the elevator shot somewhat worrying, but more worried by the amount of precariously balanced glasses of Campari near that pristine white mermaid dress....


    If those spilled it would look like a massacre. Plus those stains would be hell to get out.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    I wish I could Photoshop a brain into the heads of whoever decided that these women's bodies weren't good enough the way they are.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Looks like they forgot to give the dog/wolf four legs in red riding hood, but decided to give mendes extra large leg to make up for it. good work campari!
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    Image of nothanks nothanks
    01/12/09

    @reita1: ahhh i think its lovely they are using a three legged rescue dog to highlight the plight of animal cruelty in italy ..... oh, no, your right ... they're just dumb
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/12/09

    @nothanks: well, I looked a little closer and the dog has part of a leg...so that's something?
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Advertising, schmadvertising. Campari still tastes nasty.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    I now (again) want to be a mermaid when I grow up.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Did Eva shoot hers in rehab?
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    01/12/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Yes, that is somewhat troubling.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/12/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: I think Eva's are a bit older. Jessica's are the most recent.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/12/09

    In reply to Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
    Do they really need to go to those lengths to sell Campari? Sorry, but this is just another example of crappy advertising playing on societal fantasies. Campari isn't going to make your life wild, exciting, or bring to life your favorite fairy tale character.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/12/09

    @NefariousNewt: It will, however, give you really funky burps with a weird aftertaste for hours on end!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/12/09

    @tscheese: Now that's the kind of selling point they should play up!
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