Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare

Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted. » 7/14/14 8:00pm 7/14/14 8:00pm

Emma Roberts Engaged to Evan Peters 6 Months After Arrest for Violence

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters (who currently star in American Horror Story together) are engaged. They've been dating since 2012; this past July, Roberts was arrested for a domestic violence incident that left Peters bloodied and with a bite mark on his body. She was released a few hours after her arrest because he… » 1/07/14 9:12am 1/07/14 9:12am

Camille Grammer Says It Was Her Boyfriend Who Beat Her Up

On Monday, former Real Housewife Camille Grammer sent out a series of tweets indicating that a few weeks ago, after she was recovering from cancer surgery, a man physically abused her. Rumors immediately swirled, with many speculating that it must have been her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos, despite the fact… » 10/29/13 2:00pm 10/29/13 2:00pm

Camille Grammer Says She Was Abused After Recent Hospital Visit

In today's Tweet Beat, Avril Lavigne gets confused in her quest to start an undoubtedly very popular hashtag, Kate Upton and Liv Tyler help each other out during a difficult workout and Camille Grammer reveals some details about an incident of physical abuse that apparently occurred after her recent hospitalization… » 10/28/13 7:30pm 10/28/13 7:30pm

Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran

It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before the Brit Awards until 4 AM, when Sheeran finally left looking "very pleased with himself" (according to some creep… » 3/01/13 9:00am 3/01/13 9:00am

The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a… » 12/18/12 9:00am 12/18/12 9:00am

Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the… » 9/26/12 9:00am 9/26/12 9:00am

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating… » 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am

Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash

Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark American nightmare that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show scored 3 million viewers in the final week of August and… » 9/06/12 9:00am 9/06/12 9:00am

Housewives Stop Dancing Around Armstrong Abuse

Last night's episode of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 was especially heartbreaking — and may as well have been titled "The Undoing Of Taylor Armstrong's Marriage And Sanity." We're first taken to a luncheon for an award that Taylor has been nominated for; Taylor brought her husband, Russell, and all of… » 11/15/11 11:15am 11/15/11 11:15am

The Ghosts Of Camille's Grandparents Out Kelsey Grammer As A…

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210, Adrienne's husband treated the cast to some "light" plastic surgery. You might be thinking, "plastic surgery and incessant pampering — is that all these bitches do all day long?" Normally you'd be right, but this week, Kyle changed it up by hosting a séance… » 11/08/11 2:20pm 11/08/11 2:20pm

New Beverly Hills Housewives: Now With Bonus Crystal Meth Allegations!

As evidenced by the above sneak peek of the second season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the ladies have all really amped up the crazy, thanks in part to Brandi Glanville—the ex-wife of LeAnn Rimes' husband Eddie Cibrian—who, according to Bravo's website, isn't an official part of the cast, but is being… » 7/27/11 3:35pm 7/27/11 3:35pm

22 Families Affected By The Reality TV Divorce Curse

There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I… » 5/02/11 5:15pm 5/02/11 5:15pm

Blake Lively May Be The Next Carrie Bradshaw, And SATC May Never Die

  • Though we've already read the eulogy for SATC, Hollywood executives have decided to revive the franchise with a film based on Candace Bushnell's prequel book The Carrie Diaries. And if you believe some anonymous insider, Michael Patrick King wants Blake Lively to play Carrie Bradshaw. "There are no plans to bring SJP…
  • » 2/07/11 7:02pm 2/07/11 7:02pm