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    Image of Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker) Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker)
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    To be honest, Perez Hilton is SO 2000 and late and everyone knows Will.I.Am has the boom boom pow. What did they expect would happen?
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    Image of dangerslut dangerslut
    06/22/09

    @Ms. Stewart-Colbert:


    Sweet!


    And I don't condone violence, I'm not sure why Perez is surprised that he runs that blog and someone walled up and slapped him. Maybe this is my backwater, small town roots showing, but parking lot fights is a normal occurrence where I'm from. Especially when someone mouths off. Again, not condoning, but also, not understanding the level of shockitude.

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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    06/22/09

    @dangerslut: That was my thought. Plus, why call him a "faggot"? For someone who complained so much about that answer to his question on gay marriage to use slurs like that is so hypocritical. But, hey, it's Perez Hilton. He made fun of stars' weights even when he was bigger than they are so hypocrisy seems to be his forte.
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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    "I wanted to act, not be famous" - I hear this all the time, but can't quite place my finger on why it irks me so much. You can't act without an audience. Maybe that's it? Someone help me out.
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    06/22/09

    @femputer: Is it because you never hear those words from actors in community theatre but from actors in Hollywood who would like us to believe they've accidentally become famous, and not because they've been signed by powerful agents and hired well-connected publicists and chased roles in big budget films?
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    heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    06/22/09

    @femputer: I don't know, cause it's bullshit? Being famous is hard work, it's not something that just happens. She didn't wake up one day with a camera in her face and run screaming down the street.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/22/09

    @heykoukla: exactly. I know quite a few theatre actors who remain anonymous to the masses while making a (meager for some) living out of it. When you make it big, even unintentionally, there is always a way out. it's the projects you choose, and those you don't. I don't buy this "I wanted to act, not be famous" stuff.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Katy Perry, shush your fauxmosexuality already. Enough is enough.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Jezebel readers must be the only people who find it difficult to believe that Jennifer Aniston sits around writing perfumed notes to sweaty, douchey guitar players.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/22/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I picture her as the Miss Havisham of the 21st century. She's probably got half her wedding cake from her wedding to Brad Pitt stored in her attic somewhere...
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    06/22/09

    @AtomiClash: And her attic is set up to look like the set from Friends. And she has dolls like all the main characters (and Brad) so she can relive her glory days over and over.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/22/09

    @AtomiClash: wait wait, you mean she's not a Gothic spinster heroine wandering about an abandoned manor at midnight, a-tremble with the fear of the great unknown?
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    Image of attilathehoney attilathehoney
    06/22/09

    @AtomiClash: Does that make John Mayer Pip? I always thought Pip was kind of a douchebag.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/22/09

    @attilathehoney: Pip did always kind of make me want to smack him a bit. So does John Mayer. Interesting parallel you draw there.
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    Image of MissMoneypenny MissMoneypenny
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Ok, is this Eva Greene movie going to be controversial because it's about a lesbian relationship or because it's about a teacher hvaing sex with an underage student? Because I care a lot more about the latter, but this article in the Mirror doesn't even mention it.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    06/22/09

    @MissMoneypenny: Teach-has-sex-with-underage-student is such a trope in "scandal" movies though. I wouldn't say its overdone, but it is totally... done. a lot. Possibly because its something a lot of people fantasized about when they were students, possibly because its a situation where a position of trust develops. I guess what I'm saying is that, to me, its scandalous, but not surprising-- whereas a "sexy" actress taking on a lesbian role is possibly riskier for her career, unfortunately.
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    Image of MagicEyes MagicEyes
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    I had to check out Lindsay's shoes...then I saw this:

    Lady GaGa shoots fireworks from her bra!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/22/09

    @MagicEyes: Wow!
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    06/22/09

    @MagicEyes: Wow. I am seeing waaaay more of her mons pubis than I need to be seeing on a Monday morning.


    Or ever, really.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/22/09

    @MagicEyes: That is amazing. Sigh, Lady GaGa, you win. I officially love you.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/22/09

    @MagicEyes: Holy Snap Judgment material, Batman!
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    Image of cantstopwontstop cantstopwontstop
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Attention Hollywood: Why HASN'T there been a Mother Goose movie staring Dolly Parton? Box Office GOLD!
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/22/09

    @cantstopwontstop: I would see that! I would see that six times!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    The tattoo seems to say "Stars, all we ask for is the right..." and given her obsession with Marilyn Monroe, I think the last two words are "...to twinkle".
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Kelly Osbourne, I like you and all, but I'm not sure if 16 chapters of you explaining your own personal bildungsroman is going to be all that useful or relatable for me.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/22/09

    @tscheese: and professional advice?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/22/09

    @tscheese: golly, German has all the best words.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    06/22/09

    @AtomiClash: Treppenwitz. Best German word ever.
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    heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of eve804 eve804
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Oh good lord, I must know what Rachel Griffiths named her daughter...doesn't she have a child named Banjo Moonpie or something?
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    eve804 was starred eve804 was unstarred
    Image of tiny_danza tiny_danza
    06/22/09

    @eve804: @lastsinglestanding: Banjo is actually named for Banjo Patterson, a famous Australian poet. Similarly, her daughter Adelaide's name is a nod to her heritage. So it's not a case of desperately trying to be wacky.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    06/22/09

    @eve804: @tiny_danza: It's like people having a go at Jemaine from Flight Of the Conchords for naming his kid Sophocles. His wife's family is Greek so it's not wacky at all in that (ethnic) context.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    Then she moped around her mansion and sobbed giant old lonely spinster tears until her young gardener, Thor, from UCLA stumbled upon her. She then drank champers and diddled the 21 year old until the sun rose.


    Fixed.

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do.


    Substitute "club" with "country ball" and I'm fairly sure that Cristiano Ronaldo is living in the Regency Era.

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/22/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: funny - i think it's a language thing, but he does sound like an Austen man, no?
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/22/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Somehow, your comment has made me like him more.


    Granted, I know nothing about him, so before I was neutral, but now he is Regency Man, and that is awesome.

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/22/09

    @♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: Yeah, which would be awesome.
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    Image of TinkishDelight TinkishDelight
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    I don't understand this Posh reducing her implants to be in Vogue thing. She's BEEN in Vogue. I have a copy of the magazine with her on the cover??
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    06/22/09

    @TinkishDelight: You know, thinking it over it may actually be Elle.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/22/09

    @TinkishDelight: Yes, it is Elle. And she has been on the cover of British Vogue.

    I for one am glad she had those ridicolous watermelons removed.
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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/22/09

    @BlondeGoddess: but couldn't they just airbrush 'em out? It seems so extreme to go under full anesthesia to please someone else's aesthetic tastes.
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    femputer was starred femputer was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/22/09

    @femputer: It certainly is, if the rumor is true that she's doing it for a Vogue cover. But maybe she had other reasons too?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    I'm starting to really like Anne Hathaway. She seems like that really cool friend you hang out with in a cafe while talking about art and politics.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/22/09

    In reply to Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
    be careful, Will.I.Am or you may find yourself facing a Law.Su.I.t
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