Model Camila Alves (L) and Matthew McConaughey attend the Samsung Galaxy Artist’s Lounge at the Austin City Limits Music Festival on October 3, 2014 in Austin, Texas.

Someone broke into Kanye West's Hollywood Hills mansion and possibly stole stuff (or possibly didn't), causing the world's proudest MTV blogger to come up with this sentence: "Kanye West learned to keep his love locked down, but he may want to work on his home security system." Zinggggggggg (imagine those g's going on…

Being one of the most well-known teenagers in the world doesn't always make you one of the most popular, as Paris Jackson can attest – the 14-year-old telling Oprah Winfrey that some assholes at her posh private school try to bully her. Switching to the school from homeschooling in order to have a more regular life,…

Very, very, very good indeed.

The Heart Truth fashion show — at which celebs don red dresses for women's heart health — is always fun to watch, sort of like a mega-wedding where every bridesmaid gets to choose her own dress. And this was the best one yet.

Samsung's 9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala at NYC's Cipriani Wall Street is a benefit for children and families, which is terrific, and we can see why J.Lo, McConaughey, et al were there. But...why all the Real Housewives?

The "reveal" of "Victoria's Secret Supermodels celebration of the 2010 5th Annual 'What Is Sexy?' List: Bombshell Edition" answered the question, at Drai's at the W Hollywood, with lots of skin, lots of sexyface, and both bombs and shells.

It used to be Stetsons and sequins; nowadays the CMAs are the purview of hollywood stars, the occasional rapper, and some seriously bizarre fashions. (Although, yes, Reba, Taylor, Faith et al were representing.)

A few years ago, a Bravo event would have been, like, James Lipton. And don't get me wrong, he was at the 2010 Upfront Party at NYC's Skylight Studio. But so were housewives, matchmakers, trainers, assorted trainwrecks, SJP, and Cutrone.

• The L.A. Coroner's office released a preliminary report today declaring that Brittany Murphy's death was accidental. She died of a combination of pneumonia, anemia, and "multiple drug intoxication."

• Ian Halperin, who recently wrote an unauthorized book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims that Angie hooked up with Lady Gaga recently and, "Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa." Halperin explains:

[Malibu, January 28. Image via x17.]

• Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are in a committed relationship and have an 18-month-old son, but her mother wants Matt to put a ring on it, as it were:

• Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."

• According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:

[Malibu, July 26. Image via INFDaily]

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. These week the "writers" of these celebrity blogs call Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff 'fat', Tila Tequila a 'whore', and Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend) is a "maid"…

• Matthew McConaughey baby mama/former model Camila Alves is doing something to really make a difference: She created a handbag line, called Muxo. "We wanted to create something that was unique and not already in the market, and it took us that long to create this. My main goal was to create something where people…