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    "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"

    Happy Hump Day!

    Desert Camels Love A Hump

    Expensive Camels

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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Q: A camel with one hump married a camel with two humps. They had a baby camel with no humps. What did they name him?

    A: Humphrey.

    (This was one of my favorite jokes when I was a kid, along with "What's grey and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse going on vacation.") #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Camel in the foreground's face says: Bish pleaz. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of bumbleleaf bumbleleaf
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Camel on left: "The ladiez got sparkle chests and rhinestones, and we're draped in JC Penney home store curtain tassels?"

    Camel on right: [resigned sigh] #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Seriously lady, enough with the camel toe jokes. And speaking of which you might want to check your tights. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Only one of them spits when they're angry #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    These camels are obviously Tyra fans cuz they have SMIZE down solid! #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Camel on the right is looking at the camera all, "Bitch please, get out of here with your Christmas bullshit. I'm Muslim"
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/30/09

    @bluebears: The camel was all.. "Ok, that's the straw that broke my back!" #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    That's what she said? #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    That's not the star they were looking for. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    Yeah, just wait till that camel spits in your face lady. It ain't pretty. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/30/09

    @badmutha: That's the only thing that keeps me from wanting to walk up to one of them and kiss them on their funny widdle noses. Why you gots to be cranky, Camel? #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/30/09

    In reply to "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"
    They laugh now, but I bet they'll be spitting mad when rehearsal goes long. #radiocityrockettes
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/15/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Have you ever been around real camels? They smell, they spit, and worst of all, will bite your ass. Not cute.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/15/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Ok, stopping by very, very briefly, to say:


    The drought wouldn't be such an enormous problem if it had not been preceded by years of terrible maltreatment of the Jordan River Valley (in which the city of Jericho is located). If you want to learn more about the river's/river valley's abject misery: [emilylhauser.wordpress.com]


    If you want to learn more about efforts to save the Jordan Valley, and/or take action, please please please visit Friends of the Earth Middle East, a tri-national (Palestinian, Israeli, and Jordanian) environmental NGO dedicated to working together to saving their peoples' shared environment: [www.foeme.org]


    The camels will thank you!

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/15/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I read today that they successfully cloned a camel in Dubai.


    My first thought was Of course they cloned a camel in Dubai.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/15/09

    @morninggloria: Because Bentleys don't reproduce sexually...
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/15/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    All this talk of teabagging and camel toes means it behooves me to be publish this somewhere:



    No, I don't think they're 'Shopped. No, I can't recall where I got the image -if you want a pair, I wish you happy hunting (maybe try a taxidermist?).

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/15/09

    @Jack_Burton: This just gives a whole new meaning to the word 'camel toe'.
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