Cotton thong, well lined. Hip hop pants. Skirted suit, if I'm at work -- and Y'ALL BOYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING UP THERE ANYWAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING 'CAUSE I'M RUNNING THIS MEETING AND CAN HAVE YOU FIRED.
I saw a product for eliminating camel toe a number of years ago on the Graham Norton show. That was the first time I had ever heard of camel toe and the first time I realised I suffered from it.
I don't know what girl body part they're going to try to "improve" next. What's going to happen when we all revolt and run screaming nude down the street -- and I don't mean just those of us with the bikini-ready bods?
This sounds like the sort of thing that would be promoted on Perez Hilton's site. It seems like he loves to point out the camel toe, as well as anything else "wrong" with a woman. And if there is anything wrong with her, she must really be a man.
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Cotton thong, well lined. Hip hop pants. Skirted suit, if I'm at work -- and Y'ALL BOYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING UP THERE ANYWAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING 'CAUSE I'M RUNNING THIS MEETING AND CAN HAVE YOU FIRED.
Easy.
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I'm back to granny panties. Comfy, and they stay in place.
Thank you for listening.
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This is the spokesmodel.
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1) the fact that I wear things that fit
2) my massive fluffy cushiony life-raft of porno bush
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They're not, right?
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Women have labia and nipples and wear underwear! Scandalous!
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"Hey Girls. Camel Toe might be hot... if you are a Guy!! But who wants to be the one sporting it? Some secrets are meant to be kept."
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