It’s so hard to be a woman in 2015, always wondering if you’re too fat (or too skinny!), if your boobs are the right size and shape, if your pussy is too big. Thank God there is a procedure that can take care of that last headache.
There is actually a product that beauty pageant contestants wear on their genitalia to prevent camel toe during the swimsuit portion of the competition so they can achieve the smooth, anatomical incorrectness of Barbie's mon pubis. It's called a Cuchini.
Since it was just National Taco Day (yesterday, actually — you hadn't heard?), what better way to celebrate this glorious occasion than by talking about vaginas? You might say: "Laura, talking about actual delicious tacos is a better way to celebrate this made-up holiday." And to you I respond, "You are right but I…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Paris Hilton is worried about camel toe, bottled water can make you bisexual, and Khloe Kardashian plays better with black balls.
If you haven't been watching , you've been missing the really important things she's been saying. Jeremy Jackson used to be the…
"If you are an active, fashion conscious or contemporary woman then Camelflage panties are for you." They apparently "smooth out your feminine parts" — and yes, there are before and after pictures. All yours for $19.99. Really. [Camelflage]
[New York, December 12. Image via Getty.]
[Moscow, November 26. Image via INF.]
What's worse? Camel toe or baggy crotch? Fashion writer Hadley Freeman (sorta) raises the question in a very strange story in today's Guardian, in which she goes as far as to insist that the catsuit, that Avengers-era bit of show-everything-yet-nothing apparel, is back. Her proof? Appearances on Kylie Minogue, Heidi…
[Miami, November 10. Image via x17.]
So the first in a two part series dedicated to body imaged, called "Tyra's Bodyville," aired yesterday. Seriously, we know not to have high expectations of the discussions on Tyra at this point. The topics on her show normally interest us, but we mainly tune in for camp value. But this body image thing was extra…
