Calvin Harris Allegedly Made His Instagram Private Because of Annoying Taylor Swift Fans

Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles just made his Instagram account private, and it’s not because all 4.4m of his closest friends had finally followed. The brave investigators over at ONTD did a little digging and discovered that the real reason for Wiles’s sudden lock was that he was “getting tired of people commenting about…
Odd Couple Rihanna and Miranda July Love Each Other's Eyeballs
Our dear friend Rihanna is on the cover of T Magazine’s “The Greats” issue and inside the magazine, she’s being interviewed by renaissance woman and queen of quirk, Miranda July. The interview is very...Miranda July-y.
Report: Taylor Swift Broke Up With Calvin Harris Because He Got a Happy Ending at a Massage Parlor

I thought this one would be forever, but apparently it’s just gone down in flames. And I’m sure she’ll tell us when she releases another album whether or not the high was worth the pain. In case you’re not following, let me just say that this celebrity’s list of Starbucks lovers has just gotten longer. Yep, you heard…
This Week In Tabloids: Taylor and Calvin Will Soon Welcome a Baby to the Stage
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we head to the magazine shop down the street, see a stack of brand new tabloids, get on our knees and pray to all the gods and goddesses for printing them on time this week. Today, Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles are about to get married and have a baby, Kylie Jenner has…
No One Hates Kylie's Big Fake Lips More Than Kris Jenner
Kylie Jenner, the Kardashian-Jenner sister with the most popular app, has fake lips. Those lip injections took took plenty of time for her to admit, but she did finally come clean in an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. What audiences didn’t see, however, was her mom’s objections.
Here Are Some More Surprising Nicknames Celebrities Call Their Partners
This week, a source told Us Weekly that Taylor Swift calls Calvin Harris by his real name, Adam, in private. This shocked some, but should have come as no surprise to anyone. Celebrities are, as we’re so often told, just like us. And us, or we, like giving people—especially ones we’re in love with—nicknames.
Taylor and Calvin Shared a T-Shirt, Are One Step Closer to Marriage
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have been seen wearing the same gray T-shirt, and that means they’re in love. In “You Are In Love,” a track from 1989 that was inspired by Jack Antonoff and Lena Dunham’s relationship (that part’s not a joke), Swift sings, “You keep his shirt, he keeps his word / And for once you let go…
Zayn Malik to New Enemy Calvin Harris: 'Calm Your Knickers'
This is a story about former One Direction member Zayn Malik, his new enemy Calvin Harris, Calvin’s girlfriend Taylor Swift, Taylor’s newish enemy Miley Cyrus, Taylor’s longtime enemy Spotify, Taylor’s almost-enemy Apple Music, and a Twitter user named Bitch Problems. So sit down, grab a cup of tea, and put a few…
Gigi Hadid Vamps With the Dolphins in New Calvin Harris Video
Gigi Hadid, model/reality star/friend of Swift, adds a second entry to her video-girl roster; after posing as “Bad Blood”’s Slay-Z, she now stars in Taylor Swift’s manfriend Calvin Harris’s “How Deep Is Your Love,” an utterly effervescent vocal house banger. Of course, there are dolphins.
Calvin Harris' Bulge Was Professionally Photographed Again

Just as there was once a time when Taylor Swift did not release Katy Perry diss tracks that featured Kendrick Lamar, there was once a time when her boyfriend Calvin Harris did not show off his padded bulge in ads for expensive Italian underwear. But things change, and people get waxed. With the release of his second…
Just What Nobody Wanted: Ed Sheeran Joins Nicki Minaj-Taylor Swift Feud
Ed, Ed, Ed. I know you and Taylor Swift are friends, I know you love going on her friend dates with her and Calvin, and I know you will probably defend her until your dying breath. You’re a really Nice Guy—we get it—but please let your friend handle this situation alone. Be quiet. Don’t comment. Otherwise, you end up…
Listen to Calvin Harris's New Piano House Jam 'How Deep Is Your Love'
It’s taken me a strong 20 minutes to finish this first sentence because I keep getting up from my desk to dance. New from Calvin Harris and London trio Disciples—who I’d guess are responsible for a good amount of the subtlety in this track (the vocal, apparently, is Norwegian songwriter Ina Wroldsen)—”How Deep Is Your…
Karlie Kloss Was the Fifth Wheel On Taylor Swift's Double Date

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went on a double date with Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid this weekend, and Karlie Kloss was the fifth wheel. The fivesome spent part of the date (or maybe all of it?) on a boat that sailed down the Thames, where Karlie and Taylor presumably talked about other boys and screamed and laughed the…

