Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles is apparently still fake annoyed with Taylor Swift for ruining their fake perfect former relationship by possibly fake cheating on him with Tom Hiddleston for what may or may not become her next single and music video, so he wrote a song called “My Way” that characterizes a former love as a…

Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie have finally settled their custody battle over their son, Rocco and now everyone in the family is happy and can put this behind them in peace.

While accepting the award for Best Male Music Video at Sunday night’s VMAs, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles thanked the “This Is What You Came For” vocalist (Rihanna), director (Emil Nava), and fans (you and me). One person he didn’t thank, however, was the song’s co-writer, Taylor Swift.

Here’s a thought: Maybe Calvin Harris wants to just be Calvin “I Chose This Name Because It Sounded ‘Black,’ Guys” Harris without enduring mediocre dad jokes about Taylor Swift.

As the portmanteau’d PR chimera Hiddleswift continues to grow larger and larger while it feasts upon whatever is left of Tom Hiddleston’s dwindling soul, Calvin Harris wants you to know that Calvin Harris is doing just fine! perfectly fine!, perfectly so so so awesome!, and not thinking of how life is an existential…

After 10 years, Pacey Witter—pardon, Joshua Jackson—is single. The 38-year-old actor and Diane Kruger, 40, have ended their decade-long romantic partnership.

In the past 22 hours, we have emerged from Plato’s demonic cave only to discover that our true reality is constructed by schemers and scammers, and public relations specialists have established their primacy as our shadow government. Adding to the Calgon bath of tea in which we’re currently soaking to the point of…

The Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris breakup was ostensibly going according to plan. Taylor had moved on with a totally not-at-all-fake relationship with Tom Hiddleston while Calvin enjoyed some beach time and kept quiet. UNTIL TODAY, THAT IS.

Forget all the rumors you’ve heard about Natalie Morales packing up her New Jersey home and leaving NBC’s Today for a job at Access Hollywood on the other side of the country because she and Matt Lauer had an affair that went south, ultimately leading to Lauer not wanting to work with her anymore. Yes ma’am, throw…

The rumors were true! “Olé,” the song Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles may or may not have written in response to Taylor Swift cheating on him, has leaked, and boy, should everyone involved be ashamed of themselves. You can listen to the entire piece of ill-conceived revenge music above.

At this point we should all be taking every single bit of Talvinston news with a grain of salt the size of this rock Gwen Stefani is “holding up,” but good gossip is good gossip, regardless of whether or not it’s controlled by a pop star puppet master.

It’s not often that I get the chance to begin a Dirt Bag with the scandalous story about a gay YouTube star who was caught faking a hate crime in West Hollywood after VidCon, but here we are.

This is a story in three acts.

In a series of comments reportedly posted by Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles Thursday night on Instagram, the former boyfriend of Taylor Swift took part in an impromptu Q&A with fans during in which he gave surprisingly candid responses to questions about his recent breakup.

Within a month of revealing his relationship with Taylor Swift, a well-sculpted bore from the United Kingdom posed in his underwear in a high-profile photo shoot. I’m talking about Tom Hiddleston, yes, but he’s not the only one.

Zoe Saldana has moved passed the point of placating naysayers who criticized her appearance in Nina Simone’s biopic, a film that was not met favorably by critics. Now she wants to hit pause and remind us that she is black, and no one can tell her she’s not, no matter how long their think piece is.

Rihanna dances in a lit cube in the middle of a club (wearing a somehow-cool sequin/sheer baggy jumpsuit) in the video for her EDM song with Calvin Harris “This Is What You Came For,” a song about that magnetic woman who only has eyes for “you (ou ou ou ou).”

A day after the goss about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston hooking up on a lover’s rock in Rhode Island, TMZ and other super concerned paparazzi tried bombarding Swift’s most recent ex Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles in a parking garage with questions about how he’s feeling right now.

The news of Taylor Swift’s newest relationship was as shocking to us as it was to her most recent ex-boyfriend, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles. It’s being reported that the gym-loving DJ “did not know Taylor and Tom [Hiddleston] were together” until photos of them posing for cameras on a beach were published by The Sun.