Heidi's New Single As Naturally Beautiful As She Is

  • Listen to Heidi Montag's earsplittting new single, "No More," at your own risk. It sounds like this: You said I was the reason why we couldn't work out but it was all a lie...Ar ar ar ai ai ah ah blah dah dah, except in like, dolphin language. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan reportedly left a series of phone messages for…
  • » 3/25/08 9:00am 3/25/08 9:00am

The Mona Lisa, Mozart And Sun-Tzu Of Our Generation

  • Radio talk show host to presidential candidate: "America wants to know — would you pardon Paris Hilton?" Thus began a morning of watching the legitimate media — starved as they are for weighty topics — attack the Paris prison scandal like rats to a carcass. Around 7:30 Al Sharpton weighed in on CNN. A few minutes…
  • » 6/08/07 9:41am 6/08/07 9:41am

John Mayer Dumps Jessica Simpson For Same Reason He Started Dating Her

  • In the time we took to launder our whites and get over a hangover, singer John Mayer broke up with singer Jessica Simpson. Allegedly over her slutty clothes. Then John went to a party, hit on an Asian model, briefly considered doing her, thought better of it (debatable!) and went home alone. [Rush & Molloy]
  • » 5/21/07 10:00am 5/21/07 10:00am