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    Phallus In Chains

    David Duchovny: Little/Big Man

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
    It's David Don'tCuffMe.
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
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    Image of cantankasaurus rex cantankasaurus rex
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
    ok, making me think of david duchovny and handcuffs (and by extension the completely unwholesome fun i could be having in said senario) while at work is just unfair!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
    I'm sorry, were you saying something? Because all I heard was "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!"
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
    Man On The Box
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    07/14/09

    @Diziet_Sma:

    Mr. Duchovny, I'd really, really like to let you be the man in the box (heh, heh) but I'm afraid that if I come and save you, I'll actually be hurting you. And that whole sex addiction thing. This is an ethical dilemma.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/14/09

    @Meglantine: You got your ethical dilemma in my blind lust!
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/14/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I'll let him be my Rooster anytime, but I know that he's a Sickman and it's probably not worth it to jump Them Bones.
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
    His sister was abducted by aliens! Go easy on him, cops!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/14/09

    In reply to Phallus In Chains
    That better be Hank Moody and not David Duchovny.
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    Image of Norma Neufner Lady Officer Norma Neufner Lady Officer
    07/14/09

    @CurtCole: It's def. Hank Moody. Who could mistake those brooding eyes?
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    Image of tankearae tankearae
    07/14/09

    @Norma Neufner Lady Officer:... as opposed to Fox Mulder's...who always looked a bit glazed over due to lack of sleep, frequent porn watching and overeating of sunflower seeds.
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    04/17/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED! The truth is out there, Mulder. No, no... a little to your right.
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    Image of AbsoluteIrrelevance AbsoluteIrrelevance
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    We need less pictures of everyone else and more pictures of him.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/16/09

    @AbsoluteIrrelevance: WORD 2 UR MOM
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    Red guy is kinda phallic.


    "Do I make you horny, baby?"

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    Image of LucyPevensie LucyPevensie
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    I wonder if he was buying Tea some apology jewelry at that designer sample sale?
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    04/16/09

    @LucyPevensie: When you wrote "Tea" i thought of teabagging, rather than [tay-a]... not a giant leap, considering...
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    Image of lip_my_stocking lip_my_stocking
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    Once again, a famous person is on a street I frequent, and I'm not there.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    04/16/09

    @lip_my_stocking: It's kind of the story of living in LA, right? Sigh.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/16/09

    @Mediokra: the only famous person I've seen in LA is the man of short stature from R. Kelly's TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET. very surreal.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    04/16/09

    @happysquid: I've actually seen a fair share of celebrities out here, and I haven't even been here a full year ... Ron Livingston, Josh Duhamel, Gisele, Cheryl Hines, Benji Madden. Adam Sandler was about 20 rows down from me at a Clippers game (courtside, obviously). Chris Kattan was on my boyfriend's recent flight from LAX to JFK.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    04/16/09

    @happysquid: Oh! And the lead dude from that absolutely wretched canceled Fox show The War at Home was in front of me at the Grove's movie theatre last week! I recognized his terribly loud, grating voice.
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    Image of SituationVacant SituationVacant
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    He is blown over by the awesomeness that is Fox Mulder.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/16/09

    @SituationVacant: LOL - loves it.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    04/16/09

    In reply to David Duchovny: Little/Big Man
    There's one of those set up a cell fone store on Queens BLVD in Forest Hills, Queens.


    It waves joyfully, attempting to lure customers.


    And...right next door -- is a store selling gravestones.


    If the wind's a-blowin' the right way, it looks like Mr. Giant Doll man is coaxing folks to their deaths.

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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    04/16/09

    @NewsBunny: that's just creepy!
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