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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    02/10/09

    In reply to Udderly Adorable
    My orange and white kitty has a tiny heart shaped mark on her front right paw. I think it makes her sweeter.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    02/10/09

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    I know who this cow's mommy must have been!


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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/10/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, plz?: AWWWW. Also yes.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    02/10/09

    In reply to Udderly Adorable
    I love cows! I wanted one for a pet so bad as a kid, more than a pony or some such. Please don't eat them kids!
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    Image of krismry krismry
    02/10/09

    @BluebellaElliot: Good idea, I hope the farmer keeps him or else sells him to someone for a pet. Well, it doesnt cost anything to hope, anyways.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/10/09

    In reply to Udderly Adorable
    It's like a little white heart toupee.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/10/09

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    I guess that bovine is in the moooooooood.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/10/09

    @badmutha: You really milked that one for all it was worth.
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    Image of Sandicomm Sandicomm
    02/10/09

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    BAAABY!!!!! AWWWW!!!!!!


    I love baby cows. They are just so sweet.

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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    02/10/09

    @Sandicomm: They are delicious.
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    02/10/09

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    Aww, little guy! (But I bet he will be delicious later.)


    sorry, inner carnivore talking. All I've had today is two pots of coffee and oatmeal.

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    02/10/09

    In reply to Udderly Adorable
    Awww....


    funny pictures of cats with captions

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    02/10/09

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    Bow chicka brown cow!
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    Image of precipice precipice
    02/10/09

    @Mkp-braaaains-NYC: I taught that joke to my little sister:

    What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

    Brown Chicken, Brown Cow. BAM! I still think it's funny.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    02/10/09

    @precipice: That's amazing. Thank you for sharing.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    02/10/09

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    God what crap is PETA going to come up with next?!
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    Image of krismry krismry
    02/10/09

    @goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): i know it!! you are so right !! hell.
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    02/10/09

    @krismry: Actuallly this reminds me, I once heard a story about a cow or steer who escaped the meat factory and ran off, so I wanted to buy him and let him live a nice retirement on this pasture my friends had, they said I could, so I called up the slaughter guy and said how much would the cow cost, and he said something like 85 or 90, and I said good! I could buy him for only that much! and the guy said that's 90 cents a pound...so I cried because any cow's weight is more than I had in the bank, ever.

    I hope some day everyone copies India and lets cows run around doing nothing all day! Fortheir whole entire lives.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    02/10/09

    @krismry: If only PETA weren't too busy doing dumb shit that makes people mad to embark on some "see how cute your steak is!" campaign.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    02/10/09

    @goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): Oh, I forgot about that stupid kitten of the sea thing. Actually, as a vegetarian I *got* it, but I don't think they realized how dumb that sounds to people who still eat meat. Sigh.
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    02/10/09

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    Well, crap. I guess the only way to become an honorable Jezzie is to be famous for kicking ass (One day!) or to have a heart-shaped birthmark somewhere visible.


    It's too bad my birthmark resembles the floor plan to Enron. That ship sailed a while ago.

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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    02/10/09

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    Doesn't this happen every year? Last time wasn't it a puppy?
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    02/10/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: Puppy with a heart marking!
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/10/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: Yes it does. Its a sign from God that he hasn't totally abandoned us to GOOP.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/10/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Zombie Eggs!: What about that cow that had Mickey Mouse ears? That is NOT godly...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/10/09

    @Jessi Ramsey:
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/10/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: [www.dailymail.co.uk]
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