To the senior citizens of Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living Home, »
Forget sexy firefighters calendars. Real connoisseurs of beefcake know this year is all about the sexy NYC cab driver.
Earlier this month, someone stole $2000 worth of "racy" calendars from a kiosk in the Metro Atlanta Mall of Georgia. But this wasn't your average shoplifting job: The thieves left behind placards saying "Sorry, misogyny is out of stock," "the female body is not a commodity," and, yes, "fuck the patriarchy." »
You better be careful when choosing a hot-dude calendar because, unlike real life sexy men, you have to keep it around for a whole year. The good news is that sexy men calendar makers are starting to catch on that what women like more than sexy men is humor and, above all, cute animals. »