Katy Perry, that cheeky, maybe culturally problematic but fun-as-hell pop chanteuse, has a new album hitting stores and iTunes, etc tomorrow. And, I'm happy to report that if you love sparkly, giddy, Most-Popular-Girl-In-School-Reads-The-Yearbook-Aloud sugar-pop it's perfect. It's also filthy.
If you're going to make an absurdly large cake shaped like a unicorn, this is the right way to do it.
I love to see a kid fully enjoying a delicious treat without guilt or even a sense of self or anything other than: HELL YES, CAKE.
I mean, this was inevitable, wasn’t it? Lil Debbie sort of had to make a video about baking a cake, since she’s named after a line of delicious, preservative-filled snack cakes. Unfortunately, it seems that Debbie has iced this cake before putting it in the oven, which is not the preferred cake-baking method.
A bride in the U.K. ordered the new tires wedding cake on the left and got that used tires monstrosity on the right. What to do? Sell that b on eBay!
Kate Middleton is reportedly in labor. Let's celebrate by looking at pictures of the Royal Princess of the United Cakedom, "Cake Middleton." As a life-sized cake rendition of a human being, it's, predictably, equal parts impressive and a true terror to behold.
It's too goddamned hot to do anything but cry in front of an air conditioner — hoping the cool breeze will freeze the tears to your face, creating saline icicles that will further cool you. However, if you are like me and do not have an air conditioner — not even a shitty wall unit! Please cry for me! — your only…
Don't hate on this kid because he's a better baker than you are. No shame in admitting when you've been bested by a preschooler. Don't let your adult privilege stop you from admitting that this cake baking junior mint is the best! If it weren't several shades of illegal, I would set up an XL dog crate in my basement…
How much more awesome is Busy Philipps now that you know she's also a professional cake maker? Like, we would probably pay $50 for that cake, it looks better than a lot of Cake Boss' cakes, and he's an actual cake boss! It would be a shame if Philipps left the entertainment business because she's a constant delight,…
I feel like I'm supposed to react to this like a woman in a Diet Coke commercial, but I'm mainly just like lololwhat? I think that's part of the point, though? And dude does look good without a shirt on, yes, but also maybe I was eyeing the cake more? Because CAKE.
This, friends, is an ice-cream-cake moon, with real craters, created by British design agency Doshi Levien, in association with Häagen-Dazs. Did you hear me? HÄAGEN-DAZS ICE CREAM CAKE MOON. Fly me to the moon and let me nom among the stars!
Yum. One small step for nom, one giant leap for nomkind.
Don't get me wrong — this cake by Liz Shim of Eat Cake, Be Merry is totally awesome, but Ron Fucking Swanson wouldn't stand for this. You know what he would stand for? Steak cakes.
I hope you spent the morning warming up your What The Everloving Hell reaction muscles, because this will require you to use all of them. It's the Swedish minister of culture cutting up a taxpayer-funded cake baked to look like a racist caricature of a black woman at the opening of an exhibit about the horrors of…
There have been some strange ad innovations popping up at bus stops in London recently. First came the icky-sounding smell-vertising that emitted the scent of a baked potato to induce cravings in hungry commuters, and now there's a new innovation—though this one sounds more promising because it involves actual cake.…
If you think about it, it's kind of surprising that a photo of a Four Loko cake took this long to make its way to our eyeballs.
A new trend in parenting—according to a multitude of YouTube videos—is something called "gender reveal parties," in which expectant parents give the sonogram tech's report to a baker (without looking at the results) and then receive a cake that is dyed either blue or pink.
On one hand, it's big of her to admit that she restricts her eating in order to achieve the physique Hollywood demands rather than saying that it's all some magical yoga. On the other hand: sad. Cake's wonderful.
Some people think that this year, 2011, is finally the year that the peaceful reign of cupcakes, the Clinton Administration of dessert trends, will end and a new era of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld pie-terror is upon us. Blasphemy!
I'm not saying we have to be sworn enemies. But as yet another cake-pie hybrid lands in our inbox, I feel it's my duty to inform all you dessert Utopians that...it's the League of Nations of desserts.
Witness the Cherpumple, a three-layer cake stuffed with pie — cherry, pumpkin and apple (get it) pies embedded in yellow, white, and spice cake, to be precise. Check out the recipe, and find a moment's peace in this ongoing war.
