Five years ago, I was an editor at Vibe, and I got an assignment to interview Usher. It was my second time profiling him for a cover story, but this setting would be more intimate than the previous one—instead of meeting in a hotel conference room, we’d talk at an outdoor bar at the Sunset Marquis in Hollywood, just…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and buy Star, In Touch, OK, Life & Style, and Playboy (for a certain unnamed coworker who was interested in seeing what the magazine’s final nude issue was like), hand the friendly cashier our money (wow, Playboy is expensive!), and say, “Yes, absolutely,”…

In a report published today, Adweek revealed the best- and worst-selling magazine covers of the year, and the resulting list proved an old industry adage: “When all else fails, tell ‘em Jennifer Aniston got married.”

The husband of Moira Smith, an NYPD officer killed on September 11, 2001, is publicly returning a “Woman of the Year” award given to her by Glamour magazine. James Smith said he FedExed the award back to the magazine after learning it had also been awarded to Caitlyn Jenner.

Glamour held its annual women of the year awards Monday night, and it was apparently verklempt with empowerment.

After being kicked out of a Los Angeles night club, Azealia Banks and her friends allegedly beat the hell out of a security guard. But, because it’s usually not a good idea to beat the hell out of a security guard, she’s currently under investigation by the LAPD for “criminal battery.”

This is the fifth week of Jezebel’s first annual Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, a fantasy league about the Kardashians, the Jenners, and closely-related family members. The rules are here; playoffs are January 9, 2016.

Germaine Greer, the second-wave feminist best known for her 1970 book The Female Eunuch, accused Caitlyn Jenner of “stealing the limelight” from the other women of the Kardashian clan in an appearance on BBC2’s Newsnight.

We’re still doing this, I guess! During the “Hot Topics” segment of her show Tuesday, Wendy Williams brought up the Kardashian-Jenner’s cover shoot for Cosmopolitan. She said:

Caitlyn Jenner has filed the paperwork to officially change her name and gender transition. In Los Angeles, according to the AP, Jenner made the final moves to change her legal name from Bruce Jenner to Caitlyn Marie Jenner, a “change to better match her identity.”

Earlier this month, Caitlyn Jenner made headlines after sharing her thoughts regarding same-sex marriage on Ellen. “I kind of like tradition, and it’s always been a man and a woman,” she said. “I’m thinking, ‘I don’t quite get it.’”

Kris Jenner has a “secret pain,” and it doesn’t have anything to do with morning sickness. She’s apparently hiding her true, not-so-friendly feelings about Caitlyn Jenner.

Caitlyn Jenner spoke to Ellen about her perspective on gay marriage, and it’s not what one might expect.

In a strange turn of events, the driver who was killed during the four-car accident involving Caitlyn Jenner, is now being sued.

A “Call Me Caitlyn Unisex Adult Costume” is currently for sale online, and no one is happy about it. The company responsible, Spirit Halloween, known for wearable nightmares like Sexy Ebola Nurse, says there’s nothing wrong with its latest work of art.

Yesterday it was reported that the LA County Sheriff’s Department would be recommending manslaughter charges against Caitlyn Jenner for her role in the car accident that killed 69-year-old Kim Howe. Turns out, they will be doing no such thing.

Sheriff’s investigators will recommend that Caitlyn Jenner face a vehicular manslaughter charge for her participation in a fatal car accident in California in February, according to reports.

It’s not all champagne wishes and caviar dreams around the Paltrow/Martin nursery. (Though, yes, champagne and caviar are present. What do you think this is? A barn?) Moses Martin, son of Gwyneth Paltrow, is also a huge fan of Old Navy! That’s right! The Martin boy dresses like a little peasant!

In today’s Tweet Beat, I hate Russell Simmons’ tweet, Caitlyn Jenner has got to fit in with the rest of her family somehow and with Uzo Aduba and Amber Riley maybe this thing won’t be a disaster after all.

This is a really incredible unforced error: Sixt, a rental car company you’ve never heard of, made an ad encouraging Caitlyn Jenner to “try this crossover,” which is a type of car and also a tasteless joke about her transition. The ad remains up on their Twitter and Facebook, despite hundreds of people tweeting at…