I never took drugs, but as someone who recently switched from caffeine to decaf, I see how much something simple and relatviely harmless like coffee affects the body. I can only imagine (and only want to) what crack does.
Snorting caffiene pills is highly common in my area particularly when some unsuspected sucker has no idea what they are snorting. In one memorable case, the victim was told it was speed (lord knows why....) and he proceeded to freak out, particularly when he goes 'Hey guys, there's a dog there sitting down!', and all his friends replied 'what dog?....'. There actually was a dog, but this poor fellow has never lived that night down.
@Brigit: It was. To meet the poor fellow the next day (and the dog too) was the highlight of my New Year Period. They had crushed a whole box of No-Doz, and had a merry old time on it. A hyperactive merry old time I presume.
I already get withdrawal headaches and serious moodswings when I go from a caffeinated workweek to a decaf weekend...I'd like to not add shakes, hallucinations or a coma to the mix.... THX
@dianersb: But he has a cute donkey friend! I could care less about him, but whenever I see him on a coffee logo or whatever I'm like "AWWWW WOOKIT THE FUZZY FUZZY DONKEY-KINS"
I was expecting someone like Seth Binzer to be giving me instructions on how how to get a little more buzz from my beans. This guy sounded like my high school biology teacher. Why does he want us to sell this to kids????
Please, just grind up your caffeine pills and sniff them if you must - although I wouldn't do that.
DO NOT use household detergents to do chemistry and then ingest or inhale the goddamned product. There are such things as toxic contaminants for anything that isn't human-consumption grade, and those sucker bioaccumulate.
@tscheese: What was that coffee guys' name? Juan Somethingorother? You know, the one with the burro? Well. Maybe he opened the wrong saddlebag and some of this stuff got into the wrong hands....
@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Juan Valdez. No relation to Exxon Valdez. I always think of Mad About You when Helen Hunt couldn't drink coffee because she was pregnant and compared Juan Valdez to a drug dealer. So true, Helen Hunt. So true.
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also this is insanity.
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So placebo effect FTW.
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[www.thinkgeek.com]
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/pours 5 hr energy into water bottle
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DO NOT use household detergents to do chemistry and then ingest or inhale the goddamned product. There are such things as toxic contaminants for anything that isn't human-consumption grade, and those sucker bioaccumulate.
/rant
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I used to bug my friends about keeping pot in a film capsule (silver nitrites, anyone?) or making a bong out of an old chemical container...
Recreational drug use need not equal brain /liver damage, kids! Chemistry is your friend! Think!
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But it's Exxon Val-Deeez. See, us Alaskans are rubes and can't pronounce things correctly. *winks* You betcha!
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