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    Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible

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    Image of champagne champagne
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    Leave it to a dorky canadian.


    also this is insanity.

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    Image of bookfan bookfan
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I never took drugs, but as someone who recently switched from caffeine to decaf, I see how much something simple and relatviely harmless like coffee affects the body. I can only imagine (and only want to) what crack does.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/28/09

    @bookfan: Caffeine is a drug with a nice toxicity level and secondary effects. It's just one of these drugs you can ingest without social stigma.
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    Image of lizzzz lizzzz
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I *knew* if I gave my high school chemistry teacher too much shit, he'd eventually crack one day...
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    Snorting caffiene pills is highly common in my area particularly when some unsuspected sucker has no idea what they are snorting. In one memorable case, the victim was told it was speed (lord knows why....) and he proceeded to freak out, particularly when he goes 'Hey guys, there's a dog there sitting down!', and all his friends replied 'what dog?....'. There actually was a dog, but this poor fellow has never lived that night down.


    So placebo effect FTW.

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/28/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: god this was hilarious!
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    01/28/09

    @Brigit: It was. To meet the poor fellow the next day (and the dog too) was the highlight of my New Year Period. They had crushed a whole box of No-Doz, and had a merry old time on it. A hyperactive merry old time I presume.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I was kinda on-board until the Ammonia part. I already have enough ammonia in my brain from smelling my cats pee.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    Wow. That is way too much effort to get high.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/28/09

    @Triphena: There are far easier ways...


    [www.thinkgeek.com]

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/28/09

    @Jack_Burton: I love those!! Actually, Ive been lazy lately and just buy caffeinated Crystal Light for the day and caffeine pills for the mornings.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/28/09

    @Triphena: Seriously. I thought this might be something I would be interested in (I am sick) but I got bored just watching to video clip.


    /pours 5 hr energy into water bottle

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I already get withdrawal headaches and serious moodswings when I go from a caffeinated workweek to a decaf weekend...I'd like to not add shakes, hallucinations or a coma to the mix.... THX
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I always knew that my "coffee pot" was a gateway drug.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I always knew Juan Valdez was a pusher.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/28/09

    @dianersb: But he has a cute donkey friend! I could care less about him, but whenever I see him on a coffee logo or whatever I'm like "AWWWW WOOKIT THE FUZZY FUZZY DONKEY-KINS"
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    JOKED about coffee being crack? You clearly haven't had the stuff at marvelous market. I got tunnel vision and the shakes.
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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    I was expecting someone like Seth Binzer to be giving me instructions on how how to get a little more buzz from my beans. This guy sounded like my high school biology teacher. Why does he want us to sell this to kids????
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    Please, just grind up your caffeine pills and sniff them if you must - although I wouldn't do that.

    DO NOT use household detergents to do chemistry and then ingest or inhale the goddamned product. There are such things as toxic contaminants for anything that isn't human-consumption grade, and those sucker bioaccumulate.

    /rant
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/28/09

    @Brigit: suckers. Dammit I have not excuse. My spelling sucks.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/28/09

    @Brigit: Thanks for mentioning that...


    I used to bug my friends about keeping pot in a film capsule (silver nitrites, anyone?) or making a bong out of an old chemical container...


    Recreational drug use need not equal brain /liver damage, kids! Chemistry is your friend! Think!

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    Colombia's finest...or COLOMBIA'S FINEST!?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/28/09

    @tscheese: What was that coffee guys' name? Juan Somethingorother? You know, the one with the burro? Well. Maybe he opened the wrong saddlebag and some of this stuff got into the wrong hands....
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/28/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Juan Valdez. No relation to Exxon Valdez. I always think of Mad About You when Helen Hunt couldn't drink coffee because she was pregnant and compared Juan Valdez to a drug dealer. So true, Helen Hunt. So true.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    01/28/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): It's Juan Val-dez (like Jez)


    But it's Exxon Val-Deeez. See, us Alaskans are rubes and can't pronounce things correctly. *winks* You betcha!

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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    You guys, Paige is quickly catapulting to become my favorite Jezebel.
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    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    01/28/09

    @J.D.Regent: This is exactly what I was thinking, I like this girl.
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    Image of andrea_the_giant andrea_the_giant
    01/28/09

    In reply to Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
    this is ultimately what is wrong with the internet.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    01/28/09

    @andrea_the_giant: a 5th grader's gonna like, OD on this probably. so sad.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    01/28/09

    @andrea_the_giant: oh no my friend. this is all that is right with it.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/28/09

    @happysquid: It's either a caffeine overdose or the choking game. Kids these days!
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