Trend alert: There are apparently a lot of people who want to dress their kids up as Cabbage Patch Kids. Coming soon to a Facebook feed near you!
American icon (like it or not) Barbie now has her very own Instagram. So we wondered: What would her fellow dolls' accounts look like? Here's our best guess.
Rollerblading blondes, cowbell, a treehouse, head nodding and hot choreography. Everything you could ever ask for. Let us raise our glasses of milk in a toast. Ain't nothing fresher than this clique.
Need more nightmare fuel? Babyland Hospital in Cleveland GA is a cringe-inducing toy store camouflaged to look like the inside of an operating room. Why? So attendees can take part in the “live birth” of their adopted Cabbage Patch Kid from the womb of the Cabbage Mother… I sh*t you not.
The mad scientists at Cabbage Patch Kids have almost created the greatest election-year Halloween decorations ever — they have Cabbage Patch-ified President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Some Guy Named Mitt Romney, and Some Other Guy Named Paul Ryan. The dolls are super unique…
Reader Jesslyn emailed us with a link to Babyland General Hospital. Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Do you remember how they came into this world? The little suckers were "born" out of the recesses of leafy vegetation. On a farm. And "due to an unexpected frost," there were preemies. And the preemies lived in little…