ABC is reportedly worried about Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea flashing their ass cracks during their performance at the American Music Awards on Sunday. What a dilemma.

In a move that can be described as both "masterful" and "tragic," both "brilliant" and "sadistic," Entourage and and occasional sexual fantasy star Adrien Grenier has posted his own version of the Kim Kardashian ass photo. And it is erotic and horrible and beautiful and scary and I am in love.

Chelsea Handler has once again declared war on Instagram by juxtaposing Kim Kardashian's retouched, plastic surgery-enhanced butt beside her own natural hiney. What's beef?

Today's burning question; if you're shopping for a bigger butt, exactly which butt enhancing method should you choose? Thankfully, Dr. Oz weighed in on this pressing and newsworthy topic during Wednesday's Wendy Williams Show.

Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized…

Oh, hello New York Times, it's so nice of you to come! I've been wondering when you were going to show up. Unfortunately, the spinach artichoke dip is a bit cold and the champagne has gone flat. Most of the guests are pretty tired. I don't know if you heard, but the party started about 50 years ago.

Not to be outdone by Vogue (who has just discovered that big butts exist in the realm of man and not just in popular fantasy fiction) or Twitter (which launched a campaign to remind Vogue that yes, big butts have always existed), Refinery29 has published a series of 30 REAL butt photos. And they are glorious.

Hell hath no fury like Black Twitter scorned, but this time Vogue was really asking for it. In response to the fashion bible's daft article this week about butts becoming en vogue thanks to white people's interest in them, the sarcastic hashtag #voguearticles exploded. If André Leon Talley isn't there to teach the…

On Wednesday, Jezebel received intel indicating that Jessica Simpson was "shopping around for a fuller, rounder butt a la Kim K." This information came from The National Enquirer via Radar Online via an email from a PR company. The validity of this missive, however, would quickly be called into question.

Last night at midnight, the world was finally blessed with the video for Nicki Minaj's latest single, Anaconda. The song itself has always been a bit meh, we all knew this. But she more than made up for it with an aggressive hype campaign and the video itself certainly lived up to expectations. If nothing else, Nicki…

Lady Gaga announced that her second fragrance will launch this fall. Eau de Gaga is "for the adventurous woman and the man who loves her," according to its ad, which features a man sniffing the pop star's rear end.

The ad world is rumbling about a new print campaign for Dulcolax, in which your constipated colon is represented by a round brown dungeon, and your turds as chocolate soft-serve prisoners. The tagline: "Only you can set them free."

Nicki Minaj's butt has been stealing the spotlight lately, and your butt may be feeling unappreciated and rather… low. Gazing upon all that bouncy buoyancy can make the average derrière feel downright diminished and deflated. Here's how to talk to your butt about Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj teased the release of her new single, "Anaconda," by dropping the single's artwork on Instagram. As you can see, she opted for a, let's say, brave, look.