- Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."
- Maybe they should have bought condoms first, like the Golden Girls did. That Zbornak is always prepared!
- Another old broad, Jane Fonda, said cunt on the Today…
Having sushi for lunch? You might want to stay away from anything containing butterfish, or as it's called in sushi restaurants, king tuna or super white tuna, because it may cause you to shit yourself! The fish in question (also known as Hawaiian walu) has a lot of wax esters, which can cause "an orange, oily discharge … »