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    Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    01/10/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    "In the end, the best shape to be is a celery stick."


    But what if you hate celery?


    Why can't it be a carrot instead? Or a pint of ice cream?

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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    I am overweight.


    I exercise and try to eat reasonably healthy.


    I have fabulous blood pressure, Great HDL And LDL, and can ride my bike 15 miles a pop at an average of 12 miles an hour. I also go 12 rounds boxing.


    Guess what? I can be overweight AND fit.


    And I also have MARVELOUS tits. So fuck you, diet docs.

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    I like to consider myself homo-sapiens shaped, I really don't know why.
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    Gee I wonder why on earth pear shaped women ould be developing low self-esteem and/or eating disorders? Shut the fuck up, Daily news.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    Man, this just reminds me of that whole "skinny-fat" idea - any curve AT ALL to your middle, and you're gonna die of diabetes, heart disease, cancer and loneliness ('cos you're fat, obvs).
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    Image of choufleur choufleur
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    I couldn't be celery shaped if I tried, since I suddenly got hips and breasts (at twenty, late puberty for the win?).
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/09/09

    @chouflur: Same here! In high school I was teased for my lack of arse. The equipment arrived when I started uni.
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    Image of rmj12345 rmj12345
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    Since when is Tyra "so thin she covers it up"? Not hating - I think she's gorg, but she ain't thin like Angelina. Is this guy actually licensed?
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/09/09

    @rmj12345: And it's pretty clear that her weight goes to boobs and hips, not to her waist like these so-called apple people they can't find us an example of. She's very statuesque.
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    Image of HappyHappyJoyJoy HappyHappyJoyJoy
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    Notice these doctors are all guys.


    I imagine the ideal body shape for a dude is a celery stick, what with the lack of menstration and the inability to bear children.

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/09/09

    @HappyHappyJoyJoy: Have you ever spoken to a guy about this? Because most guys actually want some curves.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    I am pumpkin-shaped, and, though this may be confusing to Jeff Halevy, I still look amazing.
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    01/09/09

    @CherriSpryte: I'm an apple with a pumpkin for a head!
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    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    Fuck all of them. I'm going to continue to be fabulous flabby myself.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    I'd rather be a gourd.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    *hides under desk, weeping*


    Celery stick?! Kick me while I'm down, whydontcha??!!

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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    Jessica Lovejoy's picture is the reaction I had in my head as my idiot doctor told me to lose almost 40 pounds before we'd discuss my insomnia and heart problems.


    Except my bodyfat percentage is below what's considered 'normal'--I'm extremely muscle-heavy and quite literally big-boned. I'm 'obese' just like Shaq is.


    Doesn't matter. My sleep and cardiac problems all come from me being a heifer, apparently. How I'm supposed to waste away my muscles is "my problem", as Dr. Dumbass said.


    Moral of the story: doctors are assholes sometimes. A LOT of times. Find doctors that understand HEALTH, not the shape the doctors in these articles promote.

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    01/09/09

    @Cafezinha: Ha! I was once told by a resident--not my regular doctor--that the reason low dose birth control wasn't properly regulating my period was because it wasn't meant to work on people over 185 pounds.


    I was 145. Of muscle, so a small 145. AND SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME. She had misread the nurse's 4 as a 9 and apparently chosen NOT to use her eyeballs or any sense.


    GRRRAAAARRRR.


    But... anyway... more back to your post, I would always get a BMI score on the high end of normal because I had a lot of muscle. Thankfully, at least my regular doctor was smart enough to know that I wasn't unhealthy or at risk for a damn thing because of it. (My mysterious gain and loss of 50 lbs on my chart also amused him.)

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    01/09/09

    @Cafezinha: @Mrs Lovett: @Mrs Lovett: Oh please tell me you all found new doctors? pretty please? What a mess.
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    01/09/09

    @Cookie Dough Monster: Oopsy, that was also at @JulesNoctambule:
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    01/09/09

    @DangerMouse: You're so cool. I think I would have laughed in that resident's face.


    For a really long time.

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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/10/09

    @Cookie Dough Monster: I'm doing my best. Being a military dependent means you get a choice from a wide array...of dumbass, incompetent doctors. I guess we get what we pay for with our free healthcare, yes? *eyeroll*
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    01/09/09

    In reply to Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
    If all those starlets they named are apples, then the rest of us are watermelons.
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