Daily Cavity

File this under outrageous: According to today's DailyCandy, even our assholes could stand to look a little younger and cuter! Explain the editors: "Van Morrison wrote the song 'Brown Eyed Girl' as an endearing ode to a former love. And while some will always argue that brown eyes are classic... it has come to our… » 2/05/08 11:45am 2/05/08 11:45am