"Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."

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We're Dubious

Live Nude Comedy, "a half-hour mix of standup comedy and modern-day burlesque," is premiering on Showtime. The "homage" to old-school variety shows, "inspired by Don Rickles' fond remembrances of working in strip clubs," will be hosted by Shannon Elizabeth. [Variety] » 7/14/09 11:20am 7/14/09 11:20am

Oldies But (Not So) Goodies

"The things women have to put up with," begins this 1950 ad from Heinz. "Most husbands, nowadays, have stopped beating their wives, but what can be more agonizing to a sensitive soul than a man's boredom at meals. And yet, lady, there must be a reason. If your cooking and not your conversation is monotonous, that's… » 4/15/08 2:45pm 4/15/08 2:45pm