Condi Rice Supports Romney Because Obama Doesn't Think America Is Awesome Enough

Today, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice predictably announced that she'll be supporting Mitt Romney in this fall's Presidential election. Her reasoning? Mitt Romney thinks America is the greatest, bestest, most explodiest star spangliest country ever, and Barack Obama doesn't. Looks like all that time spent… »5/31/12 4:40pm5/31/12 4:40pm


Secrets From 'Black Flower' Robot-Saint Condoleezza Rice

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has written a book. Unfortunately, much of that book tries to justify all that lying the Bush administration did to get us into Iraq. Fortunately, she spends some of the book indulging the public's desire to learn about how everyone in the Bush White House was behind closed… »10/24/11 4:30pm10/24/11 4:30pm

Condoleezza Rice Criticizes Cheney For "Cheap Shots," Insists She Never Cried

You guys better sit down for this: According to Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney is kind of an asshole! Of course, the former secretary of state is far too classy to say it outright, but she's obviously rather pissed at Cheney for implying in his new book that she cried while talking policy with him. Even powerful ladies… »9/02/11 10:00am9/02/11 10:00am

Obama's Looking At The Right, And None Of Us Like What He Sees

  • A group calling itself "Blacks Against Obama" interrupted Obama's speech today in Coral Gables, Florida. Their main beefs appear to be his support for child support, reproductive rights and marriage equity, though they're also not fans of, well, all African-American women, so we're guessing it's really "Black Men
  • »9/19/08 7:30pm9/19/08 7:30pm

Bush Administration Is Gunning For Birth Control Under The Guise Of Religious Beliefs

Last month, after a Health and Human Services proposal which appeared to equate birth control with abortion was leaked to the press, we got whipped up in a frenzy of righteous indignation. Now HHS secretary Mike Leavitt is saying that he never saw the memo before it leaked, and that he intended the proposal, which he… »8/08/08 9:30am8/08/08 9:30am

Men's Magazine Takes Down Bigshot Military Commander. Think It Could Happen For Vogue?

Hey guys! I know it doesn't involve $80,000 WHORES or anything, but someone actually more important than Eliot Spitzer resigned this week, and it was all on account of Esquire, the Hearst men's magazine. The official in question was William "Fox" Fallon, David Petreaus's boss, a guy who was neither whoremonger nor… »3/12/08 12:00pm3/12/08 12:00pm

A '90210' Hair Line! Why Didn't We Think Of That...15 Years Ago?

  • Jennie Garth and Neve Campbell's hairdresser to shill line of hair care products in infomercials, natch. We think this sounds like an awesome idea... if it were 1992. [WWD, 1st item]
  • Nicole Miller has created a new lingerie line which she's naming "3rd Date" since, we guess, that on the 3rd date people who actually…
  • »8/13/07 10:00am8/13/07 10:00am

Calling Britney 'Crazy': A Way To Keep Our Jobs? Or Lose Them? So Confused

  • Apparently posting up photos of Britney Spears and labeling her "crazy" is illegal. Does this mean we're part of some sort of underground economy? [E!]
  • In today's installment of what happens when we read too quickly, we thought this said, "Robot explores giant crayon." [BBC]
  • Bush's budget director Rob Portman, the only…
  • »6/19/07 7:05pm6/19/07 7:05pm

Broadsides: Despite What Studies Say, French-Kissing Still More Exciting Than Belgian Chocolate

  • Eating chocolate is more of a turn-on than kissing, says a new study. Bullshit! Everyone remembers their first kiss! Who remembers their first Hersheys? [DailyTelegraph]
  • The Bush Administration's expensive abstinence-only programs were colossal failures. Expensive? Failures? Bush Administration? Definitely a theme…
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