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    Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    The best human interpretation of Jessica Rabbit I ever saw was my Amanda Lepore. Witness:

    And for comparison:


    I don't know what it says society that our image of the "ultimate" in femininity is best displayed in reality by a transsexual.

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    03/05/09

    @Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: Apart from the eyebrows it's pretty good.


    Also how does she get her arms into those positions???

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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    "...notes of steamed rice, mandarins, champagne, and cucumber. It's fermented."


    Isn't that what we all smell like after a really good date that started with going out for Japanese?

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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    Also, and I do feel silly asking this, what does a fashion director do, exactly?
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    If Amanda Lepore was somehow related to Nanette Lepore, that would be awesome.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    My brain did some mega-dyslexic thing and for a moment I thought Niki Taylor was married to Lamar Burton, which would be awesome.
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/05/09

    @Triphena: Take a look! It's in a book!


    Bet that child would read a lot. snortle.

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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    03/05/09

    @Triphena: Levar, not Lamar, if you're thinking of who I think you're thinking of.


    Geordi and Niki would make some cute babies, I think.

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    You're on notice, Barneys. If you cut Simon, I'm going to egg your house. I love that wee man I've never met.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    I'm intrigued by the Amanda Lepore perfume profile. $950? Any chance Bath & Body Works will do a knockoff? Only knowing them it'll be sweet rice, creamsicle, sprite and course cucumber-melon.


    90% of BB&W gives me sugar-shock headaches, and the scents I do like they inevitably discontinue.


    So endeth my off-topic rant.

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    A concept store? Now?


    I fucking love Mulberry bags - I only buy vintage ones though. God, they're well made.


    Oh Sienna - very silly.

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    Image of DontFearTheReefer DontFearTheReefer
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    i once saw amanda lepore on the street in new york city. she is much less freaky looking in person, very petite and delicate.
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    03/05/09

    @DontFearTheReefer: She's also a sweetheart. One of the most good-natured people I've ever encountered.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    Oh, Niki Taylor. I think she was my very first girlcrush. I collected her CoverGirl ads and put them on my wall. She just seemed so amazingly beautiful to me.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    03/05/09

    @Cafezinha: I remember the photoshoot she did with her sister for Seventeen, when her sister was just starting.

    I cannot believe she had a baby when her twins are 14. Big age difference. Brave woman. I cannot imagine going back to diapers at this point in my life.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/05/09

    @Cafezinha: Her CoverGirl ads are the reason I started wearing lipstick. She was my idol back in the day.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    03/05/09

    @Little Green Frog: She's only 34. Her twins were born when she was still a teenager I believe. And this is her first child with her second husband.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    I prefer notes of fried potatoes, cheap beer and ground beef in my perfume.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    03/05/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: Just splash some stale day-after Heineken behind the ears, dahling, and you're ready to go!
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/05/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: oooh, smells like my weekend (minus the beef.) i like it!
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/05/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: that's doable if you sit in a greasy spoon, as near the kitchen as possible, for about an hour. That, or a bowling alley.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    03/05/09

    In reply to Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
    Steamed rice?!


    ...That works! I myself would love to smell like oranges, black pepper and fresh cut grass.

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    Image of sassy sassy
    03/05/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I think they have all of those here: [www.demeterfragrance.com] but you'd have to layer.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/05/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: yesss! i love all three of those smells, but especially cut grass!


    gap body used to make a grass fragrance that actually smelled like a freshly cut lawn. it was so awesome.


    there are a handful of other companies that make a grass scent, but i don't like them as much. they're not lawn-y enough!

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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/05/09

    @sassy wants her own tenth Doctor: yeah, demeter's your one stop shop for kooky fragrances. i remember at one point they had a play-doh scent and a crayon scent...
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    03/05/09

    @sassy wants her own tenth Doctor: Wow, their product seems really cool but that is a *terribly* designed website.


    @hydrogen_jukebox: I would also recommend checking Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. I know they've had all three of those notes in different scents but I'm not sure if they've ever been together.

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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    03/05/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: It's ALL sbout Cut grass. as a Midwestonian living in LA i miss that smell so much!! Instead I have diesel exhaust and dog poo. :(
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    03/05/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: It's not a perfume, but Lush has a solid shampoo bar that smells like grass and it is heavenly! Great for travel too because it's not a liquid that you have to put in a 3oz container in a baggie and whatnot ...
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/05/09

    @happysquid: oh! i'm from the midwest too, now living in the rockies... it's too dry here to provide the divine grassy scents of my childhood summers. so sad! i feel your pain!
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    03/05/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: My absolute favorite (read: the only ones I EVER wear) scents are from Clean. they smell like soap, grass, lavender, herbs de Provence, etc. AWESOME. and! they smell good on everyone.


    oranges + black pepper is an interesting combo; I think I'd love it...

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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    03/05/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: Sadness!~ I almost want to set up a sprinker in my apartment and water grass to make it smell good.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    03/05/09

    @elitza is the liver: I wear D&G Light Blue from time to time, and I've found that the scent is citrusy and sharp, almost like what I'd expect the combo to smell like.


    @all: I'm going on a perfume hunt! Thanks!

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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    03/05/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I'm personally waiting for Demeter to come out with a Scotch tape fragrance. I love the crisp scent of Scotch tape.
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