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    86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry

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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    The mental picture of him sitting on a stool waiting for the cops to come, like she put him on a time-out, is just SO so awesome!


    This really reminds me of my Grandma who passed away a year ago. She was totally badass and crazy funny. Thanks Jezebel for promoting awesome women of ALL ages!

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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    Oh man. So, so, so very wonderful. Made him sit on a stool. He cried. Such a beautiful comeuppance for that guy. I'm happy.
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    I hope she offered him a Werthers to suck on in prison.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    This is who I want to be in fifty years.


    Fuck, this is who I want to be NOW.

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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    Once some dude tried to break into my grandma's house, so she just waltzed out and was like, "you better leave right now, motherfucker," and he did.
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    04/16/09

    @frankie22: That made me lol. AWESOME.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    Dear Criminals,
    Stop messing with little old ladies. Not only is it an absolutely revolting thing to do, but they will also beat the shit out of you.
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    You go, Granny! Let this be a lesson to bad boys everywhere: You are never too big to get a whooping.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    It's official, I am trading my baseball bat in for a crutch! Burglars beware!
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    Here I am, paranoid that someone will break into my house, rape me and kill me. I sleep with a machete next to my bed. I'm looking into buying a gun for protection.


    This woman is my hero. I don't need a gun - I need this woman's cajones.

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    In my head she said to him "You just sit on that stool and think about what you did!" I hope she threatened to call his parents.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    Moral of this story: Do not fuck with the Welsh.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    I hope to be half this kickass when I'm 86. Made the guy WEEP!
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    Honorary Jezebel of the Day, right here!
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    WEEPING!


    what a word choice.

    love. this. story.

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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/16/09

    In reply to 86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
    I would read her online lifestyle newsletter.
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