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    Smell The Beef
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    I'm not lovin' it.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    If they made one with bacon...then we'd be getting somewhere.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    Sorry, I prefer IHOP's "Eau de Grittle".
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    12/16/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: I am partial to McD's Parfum de McNugget.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/16/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: @WaltzingMatilda: Yes, but what smells better than Taco Bell's Essence of Regret?
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    Image of The Scarlet Pervygirl The Scarlet Pervygirl
    12/16/08

    @Shannon: Shit, you can get that for $.99! Just eat the food and wait about an hour.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/16/08

    @The Scarlet Pervygirl: Exactly :)
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    The only reason I want to smell a burger is if I'm sinking my teeth into one. Magical beef aroma is cruel and unusual punishment when it doesn't come with said magical beef.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/16/08

    @Shannon: Mm-hm. If I smell someone wearing this, I may try to eat them. In the cannibal way, not the sexytime way.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    This is marketing genius. Can you imagine sitting on the bus and someone walks by wafting the irresistable scent of a flame-broiled whopper?? There will be whopper triggers all over NYC now!!
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    Paging BrutallyHonestBabes! Now you don't have to actually rub burgers ON you for the menfolk. Genius! And less greasy.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/16/08

    @WaltzingMatilda:

    Is it vegan friendly? My boy loves butrgers and bacon, and I'm willing to try anything to boost the rate of sexytimes!;)


    /TMI

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    Does it come in one of those plug in air fresheners, like Glade? Because if so, count me in!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/16/08

    @Cuteasabutton hearts Caleb Followill: But what if your friends find out when they come over for yoga? They'll see the glade plug-in and know that you didn't really make cheeseburgers and that you've been faking it all along!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/16/08

    @BabyJane: Oh yeah...
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    It's here? In NYC?


    I'm honestly considering it.


    No, really.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @tscheese: Now now. The tourists are also here. We had that convo last night. And you wouldn't want Eau de Slow Walking Six Abreast to dab on your wrists, now would you?


    Just because something is in NYC doesn't mean it should be. Thing of the children.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: *think* of the children

    *sigh*
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Hey, just because you can't put them into sweatshops anymore doesn't mean you should expel them from your city.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/16/08

    @tscheese: They had little samples on the counter at Ricky's when I was there this weekend.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @rmric0: Um, what are you talking about? The burgers?
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    *packs bags*
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/16/08

    @TexasCrude: I'll drive.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    I think that I finally have figured out a way to get the attention of that sexy German Shepherd that I've been seeing on the train on my way to work every morning.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    12/16/08

    @morninggloria: Your ability to figure the demographic is astounding. I bow.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/16/08

    @morninggloria: Is that how Joe Biden got his puppy? Through eau de meat? Say it ain't so, Joe!
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/16/08

    @morninggloria: Like the girl in Drop Dead Gorgeous, explaining why her dog attacked her: "But it wasn't really his fault, I had some jerky in my pocket".
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    12/16/08

    @girlnamedblue: But they remade her belly with skin from her butt!
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/16/08

    @WaltzingMatilda: "Wanna see?"
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/16/08

    @girlnamedblue: @WaltzingMatilda: I love that movie! It's worth watching for Ellen Barkin and Allison Janney alone.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/16/08

    @BabyJane: And it's seriously underrated. My friend and I take any opportunity to quote it incessantly.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/16/08

    In reply to Smell The Beef
    Will Flame get a guy so aroused that he accidentally spills his Special Sauce on my buns? Because then I'll buy it.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    What about the French Fry smell?


    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Just don't let them think that they can have it their way, right away.

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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    12/16/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord):


    ♪Have it your way ♫

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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    @PacoHertez: Haha, you win with your tiny musical notes.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/16/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I'd be afraid it would attract the creepy King in the Burger King ads.

    Do.Not.Want.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @PacoHertez: Where did you get notes?

    WANT.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @BabyJane: I would think the possibility of attracting any of the striking visages in any of the Burger King ads would bring on a severe and protracted attack of Do. Not. Want.
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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    12/16/08

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
    in windows go to accessories > system tools > Character map and scroll through the font. There are plenty of other things... ♥♠♣
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/16/08

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I agree!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @PacoHertez: *blows kiss*

    Now I'm having a little trouble locating what you've suggested, in part I'm sure b/c I overthink things. I use Firefox. On my computer, I have the following: Windows Catalog, Windows Update, Set Program Access and Defaults.


    In which of these am I supposed to be looking?

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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    12/16/08

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
    hmm, try C:\WINNT\system32 and look for something labeled "charmap"
    you may have to be all "SHOW ME THESE HIDDEN FILES, PUTER!" but it should be there...just be careful not to uh...rename/delete anything in that folder.


    but the easy way I found it was just the windows start menu then view all programs..then the accessories part then system tools..but it may be different on your end depending on what your IT monkeys think you should have access to.

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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/16/08

    @PacoHertez: I just LOL'ed at "IT monkeys". Fly, my pretties, fly!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/16/08

    @PacoHertez: ♥♥♥!!!

    I owe you the martini of your choice.


    (Hmmm. Opportunities to design epithets in Greek and Russian that aren't available from the Word "Insert Symbol" menu? Oh, there's lots of excitement in here.)

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