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    High Off A Bump

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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/20/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    As if my head isn't big enough!


    (secretly, I want some!)

     Reply
    ceejeemcbeegee is not here was starred ceejeemcbeegee is not here was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    As a proud Jersey girl as soon as I saw this commercial I knew that every girl in my state was probably going to buy this product.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    I would want one if it were free, or if they paid me to take it. I thought the woman in the left bottom photo on the site was Jane Krakowski for a second and got all excited.
     Reply
    aubonpam was starred aubonpam was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    "It's so much fun to bump a pony."


    I'm going to find a way to work this into my conversation today.

     Reply
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    I like that they used an eleven-year old girl dressed as prom queen for their "Flirty" description.
     Reply
    SharonTaint was starred SharonTaint was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    12/18/08

    @SharonTaint: YES! And the chic red carpet appearance.
     Reply
    prestocaro fears the culling was starred prestocaro fears the culling was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    Me and my flaccid locks are getting along just fine, thank you.
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    Ziploc bags + air through a straw = Bee's free version.
     Reply
    dirtybee was starred dirtybee was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    So, do these go in your pits or in your bum?


    I no unnerstnd.

     Reply
    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    For your MARS ATTACKS! Halloween costume.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/18/08

    @morninggloria: wow now I really want to do that!!!
     Reply
    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/18/08

    @AuntieEm - check out cafepress.com: By the way, saw your cafepress store and I LOVE IT. I'm proud to share a geographic home with you.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of stealthird stealthird
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    You mean "Bumpits" doesn't have anything to do with Jennifer Aniston not being pregnant? Dagnabbit.
     Reply
    stealthird was starred stealthird was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    All I can see is one of these things getting LOST in my mass of red curls.


    BACK AWAY.

     Reply
    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of belle TL belle TL
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    I prefer the elegance of the Topsy Tail:


    [www.asseenontv.com]


    (and yes, I DID actually own one of these).

     Reply
    belle TL was starred belle TL was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    Wow under Happiology we have Kelly "Chief Executive Optimist" give details of Bumpits origins - it's an uplifting tale of flat hair finding its inner bouffant.
     Reply
    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/18/08

    @mepo: Ha at uplifting, ha at tail....
     Reply
    Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    Also, "Sexy, elegant, casual, SASSY, flirty, FABULOUS!" is my new facebook status.
     Reply
    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    12/18/08

    In reply to High Off A Bump
    Shit.


    I want that!

     Reply
    devilchyld22 was starred devilchyld22 was unstarred
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