It's clear that he has sex on his mind. But when he's NOT thinking about getting laid, it seems that he enjoys stuffed animals. Elephants, especially. Plus, he's got quite a few tiny elephants in that charming wooden hutch behind him. I refuse to acknowledge the hideous bedspread. But honestly, people: Would you want to have sex in this room?

Here's another gentleman from Lurid Digs. The Candles are a romantic touch. Everything else screams "Marriot Courtyard." Which could be sexy, but in this case, simply isn't.

I'm not a total diva: I don't need satin sheets or 300 thread count (though it would be nice.) But I once dated a guy who was really into Planet Of The Apes. Do you know how hard it is to feel turned on when Cornelius is staring at you?

Anyway, these images got me thinking: What was the most hideous bedroom you've ever been in? Have you ever been in a guy's bedroom that was so awfully decorated that you could not have sex there? Have you experienced décor-as-prophylactic??? Spill, please!

Lurid Digs [Official Site - NSFW]
Boudoir Lulz [Ephemerist]
Adult Interior Design [Lady Bunny]