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    Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
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    Image of cupscake cupscake
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    i didn't even like the idea of showing my bare pregnant belly!
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    05/12/09

    @cupscake: Forget pregnant, I hate showing my belly anyway. At least if I were pregnant I'd have an excuse!
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    That catcher's mitt (second picture) is going to come in handy in the ninth month.
     Reply
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    Image of Diet.Coke. Diet.Coke.
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    this is the best thing ever.

    i would get starry night.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/11/09

    @Diet.Coke.: Hells yeah! With one of the swirls centred on your belly button.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    The picture with the headphones reminded me of the Kool-Aid man, and the fact that my sister wanted to go as him for Halloween when she was pregnant. But she is lazy and didn't do it. It would have been classic.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    Am I the only one that thinks these are kind of adorable? I approve of the smiley face, the dragon, and that awesome Seuss fish.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    05/11/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Worst Writer Ever: I've seen some really cute henna bellies that put these to shame:

    [farm2.static.flickr.com]"
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    05/11/09

    @GirlSailor: Oooooh! That is BEAUTIFUL!
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    The picture of Mr. Met among all the bellies absolutely KILLS ME. Oh man, that's awesome.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    05/11/09

    @I'm Chuck Bass: We are not amused. (Yes, Mr. Met is so awesome he uses the royal we.)
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    05/11/09

    @Maritsa: I'm a White Sox fan but I'll admit to having a little crush on Mr. Met. He's kind of a cutie.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    As a general rule, I'd say no to belly painting. But this Orange Babies ad will never not be awesome:


    Translation:

    You are expected. But what can you expect from the future? Will you be surrounded with love? Will you be able to play without care, and grow into a balanced human being?

    But what if your mother is HIV positive? And chances are that you will be born positive? Do you have a future then? With a little help, we can insure the future is not lost. Welcome to the world

    [All the mothers in this clip are HIV positive. Thanks to you, their children don't have to be.]

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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    05/11/09

    @haguenite: Seriously. Watch it.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    In the first pic I'm seeing: Nemo, the fish from the Cat in the Hat, and one of the Shark Tale fish, voiced by... Angelina Jolie? Renee Zellweger?
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    Oh, this is only for cute pregnant women. I am the opposite of cute when I'm pregnant.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    It would be awesome if someone painted a bloody, gaping hole with an evil alien crawling through it.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    05/11/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: ha ha, that would be awesome
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    A punk pregnant woman could write "I LOVE TO FUCK" on her stretched out stomach.
     Reply
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/11/09

    @morninggloria: Kathleen Hanna needs to get knocked up immediately.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    If that one girl names her kid Nemo, we should have him taken away from her.
     Reply
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    I can tell you right now that when you draw a smiley face and put headphones on your ass, no one thinks it's cute. And they ask you to leave the rehearsal dinner.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    05/11/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Ok, now you've made me laugh right out loud, and I'll have to nominate you for a COTD!
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/11/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Me, too!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    In the one of the baby, what the heck is going on with the kid's shoulder?

    Also, I'm deeply disturbed and I cannot quite articulate why.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/11/09

    @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: wait, it's the mother's belly button. never mind...
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    05/11/09

    @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: They totally should have worked that it- I would have made mine a pustule-ridden zombie-baby.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/11/09

    In reply to Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
    We started the day with impassioned defenses of a woman's right to not want to use her breasts for her baby, but artwork on the belly is apparently a terrible prospect!
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    05/11/09

    @dreamweave: Not terrible. Just stupid and joke-worthy.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    05/11/09

    @dreamweave: I was one of the defenders of the woman this morning, and I don't see any issue with this. Why not have fun with your bump?
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/11/09

    @Beat Girl: I was making my (meant to be jokey/light-hearted) comment in observation of others' comments, so you'll have to ask them why not!
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