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Sonia Sotomayor, Oppressor Of White Men Everywhere
New York, 8:05 AM
Fri Dec 18
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She will throw the pestle of the Pilón to at them, and slap them silly with a dozen of Pasteles.
Then she will lock them up and force-feed them arroz con gandules, force them to eat morcillas,, and then tell them what they are made of.
The background music will be Willie Colon and La Sonora Ponceña.
Later on there will be Cuba Libres and Medallas for all the ladies watching that horrible torture.
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Group 2: Hey, that's not really fair, is it? Can we have a chance?
Group 1: No! You have to stay second fiddle to us. You're too stupid and pathetic to run stuff like the big shots.
(This goes on for many many more years.)
Group 2: WE CAN HAZ VOTE!?
Group 1: What? Why would you want to vote? You can't handle it. You're too stupid and pathetic to run stuff like the big shots.
(The groups put it to a vote. Group 2 wins.)
Group 2: Yay, we have suffrage!
Group 1: Fine, FINE. But it was better when you didn't.
Group 2: Okay. Can we also make it socially acceptable for us to hold our own careers and have more autonomy?
Group 1: Hell no! You're too stupid and pathetic to run stuff like the big shots.
(This goes on for a little while longer, but ultimately, Group 2 begins to gain more recognition.)
Group 2: So, um, we were thinking. It's been a long difficult uphill task to get you guys to have some equality around here.
Group 1: So what? You're too stupid and pathetic to run stuff like the big shots.
Group 2: Well, see, we were thinking, you guys set up all these rules and societal expectations for our group to just sit down and shut up and do what your group says. It's ingrained pretty deeply in many societies, and frankly, we're still at a disadvantage. Could you make it a little easier for us to get ahead?
Group 1: No! You're too stupid and pathetic to--
Group 2: "To run stuff like the big shots," blah blah, enough of that. We'd like more chances, though. We'd like more opportunities. If you help us out here, we can make steps toward greater equality.
Group 1: ...Help?
Group 2: Yes, exactly. Like, it would be nice if perhaps there were social programs to help us access better education, better careers, and a better quality of life in general.
Group 1: You mean, like...to help you guys get ahead?
Group 2: It would be nice, wouldn't it?
Group 1: THAT'S RACIST AND HORRIBLE! YOU'RE TRYING TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST US! WE CAN'T JUST GIVE YOU THE SAME PRIVILEGES WE'VE ALWAYS HAD! ARE YOU NUTS!?
Group 2: But--
Group 1: RACIST! RACIST! SEXIST! AWFUL! HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE SO OPPRESSIVE!
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In a creepy stalker way!
And that his cartoons are ALWAYS relevant to jez! I'm either posting his comics or mean girl quotes!
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I love his work--he has very strong, believable female characters.
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This is going to be fun to watch.
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Exactly she was appointed to the district court by the first Bush! It is like she was good for you guys then, what gives now? Right politics and the fact that your party is failing at it right now. However, this is the worse straw for them grab to, especially since they need the Latino vote to keep their party viable into the new century.
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1) A guy wondering how we can define traditionally oppressed, because Irish and Polish people were oppressed at one time, but we don't give THEM special treatment now!
2) The same guy telling us that women actually have it fine. We graduate college more than me. WHY ARE WE STILL BITCHING?
3) Another guy agreeing with him, while specifying upper and middle class women have it "really good" (because all of them go to Ivy League schools or something) and no passing mention of lower class women cause too bad for them THEY'RE POOR.
4) Someone calling feminists hypocrites because we MAKE EXCUSES for discrimination against men!
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Mmmm...rice and unborn babies...
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There goes that dream of being the Children's Literature Ambassador someday--clearly having worked to promote women's empowerment and education means I hope the boys all grow up weak and ignorant.
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Can we please form an EVIL ALL WIMMIN POSSE to kick the shit out of any white man ever who complains he's oppressed? Please??
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Also, oh shut up Dennis!
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