Calvin Harris' Bulge Was Professionally Photographed Again

Just as there was once a time when Taylor Swift did not release Katy Perry diss tracks that featured Kendrick Lamar, there was once a time when her boyfriend Calvin Harris did not show off his padded bulge in ads for expensive Italian underwear. But things change, and people get waxed. With the release of his second…
Watch Justin Bieber and His Junk Get Spoofed on SNL
The jury's still out on whether or not whatever's in Justin Bieber's Calvins was blessed via "Photoshop lol"—but in the meantime, here's Kate McKinnon killing it as the Biebs and his (Possibly Padded) Mighty Big Wiener on SNL last night.
Justin Bieber's Stirring 'Padded Crotch' Defense: 'Photoshop lol'
Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein ads were released a mere eight days ago, but it feels like those things have been floating around for a fucking lifetime doesn't it?
Is This the Un-Retouched Photo of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Shoot?
A blog claims to have the unretouched version of Justin Bieber's probably not sexy Calvin Klein photo spread.
