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    Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More

    From The Department Of Vom

    "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"

    Bukakke Alert

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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    Zoolandedher? #bukkakealert
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    My friend wants to make "Wet Dreams May Come". He thinks he is so original. #bukkakealert
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    boxspelunker was starred boxspelunker was unstarred
    Image of Master.And.Everyone Master.And.Everyone
    10/30/09

    @boxspelunker: I work at a book store, where lots of disaffected kids come in looking for "How to Kill a Mockingbird" and "Lord of the Files." "Wet Dreams May Come" has been not one, but TWO requests. #bukkakealert
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment Master.And.Everyone was starred Master.And.Everyone was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/31/09

    @Master.And.Everyone: Ha! That is one of the greatest things ever, I think. #bukkakealert
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    boxspelunker was starred boxspelunker was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    Wow, DeNiro really will be in anything these days:
    [www2.b3ta.com] #bukkakealert
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    Hana Maru was starred Hana Maru was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    10/29/09


    @Hana Maru: #bukkakealert
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    Hana Maru was starred Hana Maru was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    Hairy Twat- er #bukkakealert
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    "Titanic" #bukkakealert
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    beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of Dodai Dodai
    10/29/09

    @beercheck: i used to call it "Tit Antics" #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Dodai was starred Dodai was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/29/09

    @Dodai: Huh. I was coming from the "it just can't be improved upon" angle.

    I was quite wrong. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of winner winner
    10/29/09

    @beercheck: Tight Tan Dick works too. As does Tight Tan Tits. Take your pick. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    beercheck promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    The Lion, the Fist, and the Dildo #bukkakealert
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    Ultraprison! was starred Ultraprison! was unstarred
    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    We had a contest to come up with one for every Oscar nominee last year. The contenders:
    -The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole
    -Cumdog Millionaire
    -Filk
    -The Pee-er

    I'm having trouble remembering what our Frost/Nixon one was... guesses? #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Ultraprison! was starred Ultraprison! was unstarred
    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/29/09

    @Ultraprison!: I think it was actually The Breeder, not The Pee-er (by a small margin). Still can't figure out Frost/Nixon... Hot/Dicks on? Does that work? #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Ultraprison! was starred Ultraprison! was unstarred
    Image of winner winner
    10/29/09

    @Ultraprison!: We did the same!

    The Dark Knight (fine as is)
    BALL- ME
    Golden River
    Kung Fu(ck) Panda
    Rachel Getting Hairy

    Oh GOD we are so funny... #bukkakealert
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    Ultraprison! promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    10/29/09

    @Ultraprison!: I used to joke about Bareback Mountain. I found out later that porn producers actually agreed with me that it was a good idea, I was strangely proud. #bukkakealert
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    Ultraprison! promoted this comment sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    10/29/09

    @Ultraprison!: I was totally expecting Milk to be released as Leche here in Argentina.
    Leche means milk, but it can also mean cum.
    It would have been so perfect. #bukkakealert
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    Ultraprison! promoted this comment Marla Singer was starred Marla Singer was unstarred
    Image of LeRollingStoner LeRollingStoner
    10/30/09

    @Ultraprison!: curious case of bejamin's butthole made me almost vomit I was lol'ing so hard.

    u owe me some ginger ale to settle mah tum tum. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Ultraprison! promoted this comment LeRollingStoner was starred LeRollingStoner was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    The Sperminator
    American Booty
    Good Will Humping
    Ordinary Peepholes
    The Joy Suck Club
    Pocahotass
    Glad-He-Ate-Her

    I'm here all night, folks!
     Reply
    Edited by Understater at 10/29/09 4:25 PM Understater was starred Understater was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    10/29/09

    @Understater: Do these all star Ursula Buffay? #bukkakealert
     Reply
    o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    The Thomas the Wank Engine one was hilarious! #bukkakealert
     Reply
    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of otherginger otherginger
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    I actually saw "Edward Penishands" on the video rental shelf. (Think of it ladies, 10!) #bukkakealert
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    Ultraprison! promoted this comment otherginger was starred otherginger was unstarred
    Image of Ninja Robot Pirate Ninja Robot Pirate
    10/29/09

    @otherginger: I've seen Edward Penishands; it's awful and the penishands are terrifying. There's a scene at the end where the Winona Ryder character is spinning around all filled to the brim with girlish glee, while Edward stands beside her, holding his penishands aloft and spraying ejaculate into the air like the worst fountain ever. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Ultraprison! promoted this comment Ninja Robot Pirate was starred Ninja Robot Pirate was unstarred
    Image of otherginger otherginger
    10/29/09

    @Ninja Robot Pirate: WOW. Not even in my imagination did it go there. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    otherginger was starred otherginger was unstarred
    Image of Gobiasomecoffee Gobiasomecoffee
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    Shaving Ryan's Privates. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Ultraprison! promoted this comment Gobiasomecoffee was starred Gobiasomecoffee was unstarred
    Image of aimeeg aimeeg
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    ... The Loin King?

    :) #bukkakealert
     Reply
    Ultraprison! promoted this comment aimeeg was starred aimeeg was unstarred
    Image of NotIt NotIt
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    This was one of our greatest college drinking games: dirtify a movie title, next person has to dirtify a movie with star from the previous movie, or drink. And so on. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment NotIt was starred NotIt was unstarred
    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    Lord of the G-Strings. #bukkakealert
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    Ultraprison! promoted this comment Highsmith was starred Highsmith was unstarred
    Image of Marsgaret Marsgaret
    10/29/09

    In reply to Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More
    Back in the days of little mom & pop video stores, many years ago, I was returning some videos my husband and I had watched that weekend and the receipt indicated that we still had one video checked out. I showed the counter guy the printout and insisted it was wrong: "We never rented Romancing the Stone!" And the guy said, "No, ma'am. The movie you still have out is Romancing the BONE."

    I guess my husband returned that one later. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Marsgaret was starred Marsgaret was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/29/09

    @Marsgaret: Many years ago, a friend's 8-year-old brother was on a Zorro kick. This was prior to the Antonio Banderas movies; dunno how he knew about Zorro. He may have seen reruns of the old TV show. Anyway. She took him to the video store to see if there were any Zorro movies available. When asked, the clerk punched "Zorro" into the computer and turned first red, then white.

    The only title available was Zorro: Whips and Chains, and yes, it was in the "special" section. #bukkakealert
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
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