“Women don’t get paid as much as men and that is wrong,” pouts Seth Rogen in the newest spot for Budweiser’s Bud Light Party campaign.

I was folded forehead-down, sweating like a pig in a truly incompetent child’s pose, when onetime boy-band idols Nick and Drew Lachey rolled into a Manhattan yoga class.

Last week, Americans were appalled to notice one of the new taglines on the Bud Light can, as part of the brand’s tiresome “up for whatever” campaign: “The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.” It didn’t go over well.

After getting the outrage hammer from a bunch of super unchill SJWs who probably drink Zima or something else un-American, Anheuser Busch is withdrawing a Bud Light slogan that says, “The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.” No more “just never say no” labels will be printed, so collect…

Oh hell yeah, my sluts. Very tight. Love to just remove “no” from the old vocab.