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Mon Dec 21
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12/01/09
SirBossyBoots claims that John Mayer's douche-ness is an elaborate put on, like some sort of meta-hipster-performance art. He knows that everybody sees him as a D-bag, and enjoys playing into the stereotype.
I claim that he's just a douchebag.
What say you?
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I'm not down with his music, but the guy himself doesn't bother me.
12/02/09
That being said, I like the guy. It's hard not to like the clown.
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Thanks, RiRi!
It's odd because then she talks about how devastating it was. So...those of us who haven't done it are still to be sympathized?
12/02/09
The pictures have had unintended consequences, and I laud her for taking them head on. But I have never sent naked pictures because I fear unintended consequences. I don't think that makes me sad, any more than I think her taking them makes her a slut. We just made different decisions.
Don't go on the offensive, Ri, so I don't judge you and end up judging me! Counter-productive.
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Has anyone met John Mayer and witnessed any sort of characteristic that made him irresistible? He doesn't really do it for me as far as I can tell.
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Outside of junior high, who the hell is counting their relationships in terms of months? '2 1/2 years' just didn't have a good enough ring to it?
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I'm not sure what the parallel is here, but nowhere else does anyone count 25 months instead of 2 years.
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Quit for the sake of your son or don't, but don't go setting tasks for him to do first.
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C'mon Hollywood! There have got to be more than 2 African-American actors that have the talent and gravitas to play these roles (and I don't really count Danny Glover in 2012). I mean if even Morgan Freeman is suggesting Denzel than we have a problem.
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Kliph from The Flaming Lips said that the band had discussed who would play them in the movie of their lives, and Kliph would be played by Jack Black, while Wayne Coyne would be played... by Morgan Freeman :). Because they're both tall and thin and wear suits.
John Mayer and Wilmer Valderrama should start a club together. The guys who go out with women who are way too good for them and end up being tainted by being associated with them club. The G.W.G.O.W.W.W.A.W.T.G.F.T.A.E.U.B.T.B.B.A.W.T. Which, coincidentally, is the sound I make whenever I see a picture of either of them.
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A few weeks later, SO tried to send a picture of a sign to his friend, with the message "Saw this and thought of you." Of course, his phone screwed up and sent his male, hetero friend the penis photo instead. To make it worse, the friend was at dinner with other friends of ours and someone's parents, all of whom saw the picture after friend 1 yelped and dropped his phone in shock.
The SO hasn't lived it down, and never will because I keep bringing it up and telling people.
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And before someone responds that the producers confirmed Claire would come back this season more than year ago, may I point out that knowing Claire will be back in some capacity is quite different than knowing specifically that she is filming a scene with Kate, which is quite climatic.
I already stopped reading e-online because of the LOST spoilers. Don't make be ban you too, Jez!
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And, they post "possible spoiler alert" before possible spoilers. I don't know what it is about Lost (and yes, I am a huge fan), but this happens every freaking time. Posting a little piece of news about a scene currently being filmed is a spoiler that ruins one's enjoyment of the show? Um ok.
12/02/09
Plus, saying possible spoiler alert in the SAME SENTENCE as something with the actors names highlighted is hardly a real spoiler warning.
That said, I don't give a fuck about Lost. I just hate Jez's not-caring-about spoilers policy.
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and then I imagined how that could be possible and said ew
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Part of this complete breakfast.
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(That was how my brain fucked up the headline.)
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