This high school in Texas is an actual real life High School Music, minus Zac Efron.

During the Kennedy Center Honors ceremony last night, First Lady Michelle Obama got down.

In today's Tweet Beat, Judd Apatow is letting his feelings about Bill Cosby be known, Ciara has an epiphany and Bruno Mars shakes his fist at kids these days.

Guys, Bruno Mars performed "Uptown Funk" in gold rollers on The Voice, looking like some funkadelic, Purple Rain version of my auntie crossed with Morris Day. I loved it and you probably will too. Don't deny yourself some early morning funk, because "Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up!"

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.

In today's Tweet Beat, words matter to Elizabeth Berkely, Diabo Cody is trying to track down Bruno Mars and it's unclear if Joyce Carol Oates is talking about women or cats.

This video has been brought to you by MY DAYDREAMS. There's a backstory here, but I don't even care what it is. The best part is at 1:09 when Bruno Mars says, "Brad Pitt you sexy motherfucker."

Pharrell released his new video for “Marilyn Monroe,” and it digs into the everlasting trend of men in pop music telling us ladies that it’s cool to just be ourselves. But is it possible for the opposite sex to applaud us without pandering?

Not only is this child incredibly stylish in his sporty little jammies, but he's also showing early signs of developing serious moves. Apparently, Christian cannot hear Bruno Mars' "Runaway Baby" without jumping up and starting to dance, despite the fact that he hasn't quite mastered the fine art of motor skills yet.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - FEBRUARY 02: Bruno Mars performs during the Pepsi Super Bowl XLVIII Halftime Show at MetLife Stadium on February 2, 2014 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

OH MY GOD. This is what happens when you stare into the abyss of the Internet for too long. It stares back at you like this.

OooOOOoOOooO! Betrayal! Catfight! Rowr! MeeYOW!!! Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [Shits in a box of gravel.] [Licks foot and wipes face with it.] Apparently Jennifer Lopez's beloved assistant has jumped ship and gone to work for none other than J-Lo's arch-fremesis Mariah Carey. And it's all VERY EXCITING.

Late yesterday, Bruno Mars released the new video for his track "Gorilla," which features the romantic and evocative lyrics, "you and me baby making love like gorillas." The clip features actor Luis Guzman as a strip club employee. And Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto plays a stripper.

You might be surprised to learn that Anna Wintour is not a twerking enthusiast. She's cut Miley Cyrus off the cover of the December issue of Vogue, despite a completed photoshoot with Cyrus, because diddling yourself with a foam finger is apparently off-brand.

Although Adele and her people have been meeting with Harper Collins to discuss a possible book deal (with a seven-figure offer), it won't be a memoir because, at 24, she thinks she's too young.