Well, I guess J.Lo.Hew is officially out of the celebrity Lonely Hearts club that Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson totally created (in my head). On the upside, looks like LiLo is going to be joining their ranks soon, so that should be fun.
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Does the Mirror really think its British readers won't get it if they use the actual quote of vacation instead of changing to "on holiday"?? I understand clarifying if it's a chips/crisps issue, but I'm going to guess that 99.9% of British people know what a vacation is.
On baby name websites "January" has recently shot up in popularity. Ms. Jones must be the reason, so she need not be too stressed by the porn-actress thing.
Jeffrey Donovan's lived in relative USA Network obscurity, and one of his first shots at national publicity is a drunk driving arrest? Where's Fiona and Sam - not to mention his mom - when you need them? I still love him, though!
@lauraholtsteele: Well, he WAS in Changeling and that was a real live movie with Angelina Jolie and he was in the previews for it. But yeah, when I try and think of him, my first reaction is "that astronaut guy from Monk!" and my second is "that sexy spy from that show I don't watch!"
Wait, why is Daniel Radcliffe billed as Harry Potter, but Emma Watson gets to be herself. The Telegraph does realize that Harry Potter is a fictional character, right?
Hey Tony Romo is it your birthday? Oh yeah, it wasn't. Don't be a birthday dick.
If it's your girlfriend's birthday and she wants you to dress up like Ken just do it, you wear tiny spandex pants for a living. Suck it up man.
Also breaking up with someone the day before their birthday is just not something you do. What's that about Tony Romo?
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@SleepoverParty: As, ahem, "cute" as her birthday theme may have been for his taste, it was her f'ing birthday and she had the right to do whatever the hell she wanted! Its one day Tony - get over it.
@SleepoverParty:Couldn't he have waited till after her birthday? Srsly. I had a boyfriend once that broke up with me ON NEW YEAR'S DAY. Way to start the new year. Would it have killed him to wait till Jan 2 or Jan 3?
During his prison sentence, Nelson Mandela received a Bachelors of Law degree through correspondence from the University of London. Lil' Kim, while in prison, watched Dancing with the Stars.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Lil' Kim and Mandella both have the same sign, Cancer. So, they must be similar. I find that every other Gemini I meet has the same background, interests and goals as I do. Don't we all?
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@AmericanSplendor: A good way to tell if someone is an evil pod person living among us and attempting to steal our souls is if they say that all Broadway musicals piss them off. I can understand being pissed off by Andrew Lloyd Weber, but Wicked? Annie Get Your Gun? My Fair Lady? Anything that Kristin Chenoweth touches? Only a pod person could hate all of it.
@PennilynLott: I took one for the team and watched the interview. She's "pissed" TR is going to Broadway because he's her friend and now he's moving to New York so she won't see him as often. "Bummed" or the like probably would have been a better word choice.
The final nail in the coffin was an argument they had over how to celebrate Jessica's birthday. She wanted a splashy Ken & Barbie-themed bash with all of her celebrity friends, and Tony wanted a quiet, low-key dinner for just the two of them.
Well, whose birthday was it? AmIright? If my man wanted us to go to Applebees in harem pants on his birthday, I'd do it.
And I hate Applebees. And harem pants.
@Eleanor Ramilly: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Like, really, Tony? The last straw was that she wanted to have an actual party for her birthday? When it's your birthday, you can have a quiet dinner. Although I've gotta hand it to him, he managed to totally get out of going to the party -- or out of her even having one. Dick move, Tony. Dick move.
@Eleanor Ramilly: Yeah, I mean I can understanding humiliating yourself in a Ken costume for Halloween or if she's recovering from cancer or she wants some alone time roleplay, but a birthday party where the paparazzi will be out in force? No thanks.
If he was already looking to end it, I can easily see how this would be a no-go for him.
@SlappySquirrel: Lols, you better squeeze as much mileage out of that self-less event for the rest of your marriage. "Don't want to take me to this chick flick? Two words: 'Eat It'".
Affixes are my favorite linguistic flourish. In Spanish, they put super in front of everything, like superpancho (big hot dog) or superbien (really good).
So most languages have prefixes (before) suffixes (after) and something that we don't have in conventional English, infixes (inside). Save one exception: the word fucking, as in absofuckinglutely or Califuckingfornia.
"Are Kate Gosselin and Madonna workout buddies? The Jon & Kate star has arms that mirror Madge's."
Are Blondegrlz and Jessica Simpson hairstylist buddies? They both have BLOND HAIR!
Are Blondegrlz and Barack Obama walking buddies? They both have LEGS!
Are Blondegrlz and Jezebel secret love affair buddies? They both have E'S IN THEIR NAME!
@BlondeGrlz: Also, there's that cover of People that shows you looking disheveled and vaguely irritated, with the implication you're aware that Barack Obama and Jezebel are seeing each other again, after they "accidentally" ran into each other at the hair salon.
Everyone knows that the only time Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger do not get along is when Hermione is all "You have to get rid of the Half-Blood Prince's book, Harry!" and Ginny is all "You shut your mouth when you're talking to my boyfriend." Everyone knows this. Everyone.
What's more mysterious to me than the identity of said starlet is why she would keep the Alice love a secret. Isn't kitsch hip and ironic? Or am I mixing up my subcultures?
@maneki neko: I gotta say, this is the least juicy blind item ever.
I'm going to go with Evan Rachel Wood. Her IMDB biography even has a quote from her about how she's "always been really into Alice in Wonderland." And I think Marilyn Manson went through an Alice in Wonderland phase, too, so maybe they bonded over that.
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Does the Mirror really think its British readers won't get it if they use the actual quote of vacation instead of changing to "on holiday"?? I understand clarifying if it's a chips/crisps issue, but I'm going to guess that 99.9% of British people know what a vacation is.
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If it's your girlfriend's birthday and she wants you to dress up like Ken just do it, you wear tiny spandex pants for a living. Suck it up man.
Also breaking up with someone the day before their birthday is just not something you do. What's that about Tony Romo?
Tony Romo=Birthday dick
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Same. Broadway doesn't piss people off, IT'S THE LAND OF HAPPINESS AND LIGHT!
/geekout.
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Well, whose birthday was it? AmIright? If my man wanted us to go to Applebees in harem pants on his birthday, I'd do it.
And I hate Applebees. And harem pants.
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If he was already looking to end it, I can easily see how this would be a no-go for him.
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Bite me, Tony Romo
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Affixes are my favorite linguistic flourish. In Spanish, they put super in front of everything, like superpancho (big hot dog) or superbien (really good).
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Also, interesting linguistic tidbit:
So most languages have prefixes (before) suffixes (after) and something that we don't have in conventional English, infixes (inside). Save one exception: the word fucking, as in absofuckinglutely or Califuckingfornia.
Now you know.
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Are Blondegrlz and Jessica Simpson hairstylist buddies? They both have BLOND HAIR!
Are Blondegrlz and Barack Obama walking buddies? They both have LEGS!
Are Blondegrlz and Jezebel secret love affair buddies? They both have E'S IN THEIR NAME!
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They all have Z'S IN THEIR NAME!!!!!!
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...everyone in that book was SO BITCHY. It was like Rock of Love, except EVERYONE had their wands out and not just Bret Michaels.
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What's more mysterious to me than the identity of said starlet is why she would keep the Alice love a secret. Isn't kitsch hip and ironic? Or am I mixing up my subcultures?
That said, Scarlet Johansson.
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I'm going to go with Evan Rachel Wood. Her IMDB biography even has a quote from her about how she's "always been really into Alice in Wonderland." And I think Marilyn Manson went through an Alice in Wonderland phase, too, so maybe they bonded over that.
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PS I have no idea how to upload pics or image URL so this will probable be an epic fail.
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