New Bruce Jenner Transgender Reality Show Is Probably Bullshit

Okay, guys, Bruce Jenner speculation has officially become Too Much™ now that there are rumors of a Jenner/Kardashian E! network reality show documenting Bruce's transition from male to female. This is peak bullshit capacity, folks. We have jumped the fucking shark, and that shark is the size of Jaws. We're going to… » 1/29/15 11:25pm Thursday 11:25pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kendall Jenner and Lord Disick Are Doing Sex

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we crush our birth control pills into a fine dust and release them into the Santa Ana winds, howling the ancient words (inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, Us Weekly) under the light of the moon. This week: the Kardashian family has imploded, Selena Gomez is pregs via Zedd but pining… » 1/28/15 5:30pm Wednesday 5:30pm

Kris Jenner Goes HAM On InTouch Over Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

Sound The Alarm: "Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications" in light of the recent Bruce Jenner-reimagined-as-Stephanie-Beacham-from-Dynasty cover controversy, a source informed the New York Daily News. THIS IS WAR, Kris bellowed at an unnaturally high pitch for a woman… » 1/16/15 11:15am 1/16/15 11:15am

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Photoshopped Into Contoured Lady

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we frantically shovel the crumpled up pages of inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, and Us Weekly into our gaping food-holes until, ink-stained and up-to-date on human stuff, we are sated. This week: InTouch grabbed some pals of Bruce Jenner to crowdsource a photoshopped image of what he… » 1/14/15 4:40pm 1/14/15 4:40pm

Mama June's Dated Sex Offenders Before, Sugar Bear Doesn't Want Custody

With all the shocking news that's come out about Mama June lately, it's kind of hard to be surprised by the latest nugget of information that's found itself out of the bleak and awful mess that is Mama June getting back together with her daughter's molester, but here it is anyway: This isn't June's first time at the… » 10/29/14 8:30pm 10/29/14 8:30pm

Courtney Love, Please Shut Up About Bruce Jenner!

GUYS. I thought we talked about this. I could have sworn we already had a long, drawn out, excruciatingly detailed conversation about why this kind of shit is not okay. After maybe a week or two of total freak outs about Bruce Jenner, I thought we had agreed to shut the fuck up about him and leave him the hell alone. » 3/26/14 11:28pm 3/26/14 11:28pm

This Week in Tabloids: Justin Cheated on Selena With Miley

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand so that together we may dissect the celebrity tabloids, In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. This week: Bruce Jenner is "stealing Kim's look"; Beyoncé is losing her curves; and Selena Gomez told folks in group therapy that Justin Bieber cheated… » 2/05/14 5:00pm 2/05/14 5:00pm

Bruce Jenner, Transitioning or Not: You're Reporting It Wrong

Guys… Guys… GUYS! Let's talk about Bruce Jenner! There is nothing more I'd love right now than to talk about Bruce Jenner! I am just totally beside myself ready to talk about Bruce Jenner! Actually, no. I'm not. There are soooooo many stories out there I would rather write about, but it looks like the media is set on … » 1/30/14 11:00am 1/30/14 11:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Doesn't Want Bruce in Wedding If He's Trans

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I ride the valiant tabloid steeds into the sunset of Gossiptown. This week's lies: Lindsay Lohan is drinking wine for breakfast and blowing rails of coke for lunch; Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are not speaking to each other; and Kim Kardashian feels that… » 1/29/14 4:30pm 1/29/14 4:30pm

Justin Bieber's Mansion Was 'Strewn with Drugs,' Say Cops

New rumors have surfaced from law enforcement officers who raided Justin Bieber's house. The mansion was reportedly "strewn" with drug paraphernalia, including bongs, hookahs, empty codeine bottles, and custom hand-decorated Sizzurp cups. Cops didn't seize any of the items because it would have "exceeded the scope of… » 1/20/14 8:00pm 1/20/14 8:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Analysis of Ke$ha's Plastic Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your spelunking trip into the dark caves of the celebrity gossip tabloids. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and picks up the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we navigate the stalagmites masquerading as "news." This week: Angie… » 12/04/13 2:45pm 12/04/13 2:45pm

Amid Religious Protests, Ke$ha De-Glitters, Cancels Malaysian Concert

Though it certainly isn't the first time a pop singer has had to cancel her concert in a southeast Asian country thanks to concerns over religious fervor, Ke$ha's cancelled Saturday night performance at Kuala Lumpur stadium in Malaysia is still super-disappointing. The good people of Malaysia deserve their Ke$ha,… » 10/26/13 11:00am 10/26/13 11:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be a Woman

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star, so that together, we can read them and weep. This week: Beyoncé is labeled a "diva" for wanting to have peanut butter backstage; Miley Cyrus is… » 10/16/13 3:00pm 10/16/13 3:00pm