After months, months of breathless waiting, I tell you, Jessica Simpson has revealed that she is, in fact, pregnant again. Finally! I will get a non-fitful night's sleep for the first time in many moons. Simpson, who gave birth just seven months ago to baby Maxwell Drew with her fiancé Eric Johnson, revealed the…

In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake) firearms onstage during a concert in Murrayfield, Scotland not 48 hours after the Colorado Dark Knight Rises shooting, also…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a…

The Kardashians are not known for their book smarts, but you'd think that the producers of their show would at least know a thing or two about basic geography. Apparently not, because as someone on Reddit pointed out, the show woefully misrepresented where Los Angeles is on the map. I did a bit of quick research in my…

Even if there hadn't been talk of it in the past, the signs were all there — she's less irritating, more intelligent and choc full of self-deprecating humor — so it shouldn't come as a shock that Khloe Kardashian may not actually be one of the klan after all. Robert Kardashian's ex-wives Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian …

Last night's Saturday Night Live, hosted by Charlie Day, was a bit of mixed bag, but this giant, shiny gem of Kardashian-skewering is pretty terrific. In a promo for an imagined E! Kim's Fairytale Divorce special, we get a sneak peek into how Kim and Kris Humphries (played to cavemanic perfection by Andy Samberg) will …

After releasing the 2010 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas photo, Kim Kardashian got nostalgic and posted some old holiday pictures of her family. Let's visit with ghosts of Christmas past!

The Daily Beast compiled a list of reality TV's top earners in 2010, three of which are Kardashians. Momager Kris Jenner—who gets her 10%—didn't make the cut. But she might be making the biggest bucks of all.

• The L.A. Coroner's office released a preliminary report today declaring that Brittany Murphy's death was accidental. She died of a combination of pneumonia, anemia, and "multiple drug intoxication."