Rise of The Kardashians: How a Family Created a Magazine Cover Dynasty

On Sunday, the 10th season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres on E!. Love them or hate them, this family has become arguably the biggest success reality television hath wrought. Their show turned them from a mildly famous wealthy California family to global superstars. And what's so beautiful about the whole… » 3/13/15 1:30pm 3/13/15 1:30pm

Bruce Jenner Tells Daughters to STFU

According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner is" irate over some of the recent leaks and blames it squarely on the big mouths of his girls." The website reports that Jenner has tested his theory by floating his daughters information, only to see it "almost instantly surfaced online." » 2/15/15 11:05am 2/15/15 11:05am

and had a tiny feud on Twitter. It started when…

Following Fatal Accident, Police Want Warrant for Bruce Jenner's Phone

According to TMZ, the L.A. County's Sheriff's Department are in the process of securing search warrants for Bruce Jenner's cell phone records. They want to determine if Jenner was texting when he hit another driver yesterday. Jenner rear-ended the driver which forced her car into oncoming traffic. The driver later… » 2/08/15 10:45am 2/08/15 10:45am

Bruce Jenner Is On The Verge Of Another Sports Milestone 

In the summer of 1976, Bruce Jenner was just about the biggest athlete in America. He had just returned from the Montreal Olympics, where he had won gold in men's decathlon, setting a new world record in the process. He was the AP's Athlete of the Year. He was on the front cover of the Wheaties box, when being on the… » 2/06/15 9:44am 2/06/15 9:44am

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Is Like, 'Call Me Belinda!'

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hunch over a boiling cauldron, tirelessly stirring a thick, frothing stew of Kardashian sweat and Ansel Elgort's baby teeth on an endless loop until brunch, finally, is served. "I just want a bite!" we lie. This week: Kris Jenner is determined to make money off Bruce's transition;… » 2/04/15 5:35pm 2/04/15 5:35pm

Kim 'Honestly Doesn't Care' About Bruce Jenner's Transition Interview

According to Radar, Kim Kardashian "broke the family's code of silence" by discussing Bruce Jenner's possible transition in a recent interview. Supposedly, the rest of the Jenner-Kardashian clan is furious with Kim as a result—but it's hard to say whether it's because she broke the news over Bruce's purported… » 2/03/15 9:15pm 2/03/15 9:15pm

New Bruce Jenner Transgender Reality Show Is Probably Bullshit

Okay, guys, Bruce Jenner speculation has officially become Too Much™ now that there are rumors of a Jenner/Kardashian E! network reality show documenting Bruce's transition from male to female. This is peak bullshit capacity, folks. We have jumped the fucking shark, and that shark is the size of Jaws. We're going to… » 1/29/15 11:25pm 1/29/15 11:25pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kendall Jenner and Lord Disick Are Doing Sex

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we crush our birth control pills into a fine dust and release them into the Santa Ana winds, howling the ancient words (inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, Us Weekly) under the light of the moon. This week: the Kardashian family has imploded, Selena Gomez is pregs via Zedd but pining… » 1/28/15 5:30pm 1/28/15 5:30pm

Kris Jenner Goes HAM On InTouch Over Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

Sound The Alarm: "Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications" in light of the recent Bruce Jenner-reimagined-as-Stephanie-Beacham-from-Dynasty cover controversy, a source informed the New York Daily News. THIS IS WAR, Kris bellowed at an unnaturally high pitch for a woman… » 1/16/15 11:15am 1/16/15 11:15am

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Photoshopped Into Contoured Lady

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we frantically shovel the crumpled up pages of inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, and Us Weekly into our gaping food-holes until, ink-stained and up-to-date on human stuff, we are sated. This week: InTouch grabbed some pals of Bruce Jenner to crowdsource a photoshopped image of what he… » 1/14/15 4:40pm 1/14/15 4:40pm