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Rag Trade

Lindsay Lohan: Fashion Executive

  • After years of establishing her reliability and commitment to quality, LiLo has gone all weirdly entrepreneurial on us! She's launched her own brand development company. "With Lohan serving as the public face and a source of ideas, Beverly Hills-based Stay Gold LLC is developing merchandise under the label 6126." The merch so far is "leggings." They're developing self-tanner. One can only assume really ratty wigs are on the drawing board. [WWD]
  • Now that the industry is getting more diverse, Naomi Campbell's work here is done. “This time they [designers and editors] have stepped it up. I feel positive. That means that I can go soon.” Okay, Siddhartha, you do that. [Times of London]
  • The guy who designed Sarah Palin's rimless specs is, in fact, voting for Change. [CNN]
  • Which is kinda harsh, really, since his sales have quadrupled since the conventions! [NYDN]

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11:30 AM on Thu Sep 18 2008
By Sadie
3,152 views, 45 comments

Latest by IvyLeagueMetalhead: Oh, tell me they did NOT co-opt my beloved Outsiders for a cheesy fashion-line name!?!? And yes, I know Robert Frost more »

the greatest show on earth

Project Runway: Slutty, Slutty, Slutty!

Last night's episode of Project Runway featured special guest star Brooke Shields, who was forced to pimp Lipstick Jungle, a TV show brought to you by NBC Universal, the company that happens to own Bravo. Synergy! The challenge was to design an ensemble for Brooke's character, Wendy, to wear from day to night. The contestants were given dossiers on Wendy because, you know, no one actually watches the damn show. (Last season they had Sarah Jessica Parker, an actual, you know, style icon. Poor Brooke Shields just felt like forced product placement.) To add drama, the designers had to pitch their ideas to Brooke; she chose six ideas and then the contestants had to work in teams. Terri told Suede to "man up." Korto told Joe there was a bus coming. Tim Gunn said, "Some of you are still sewing, question mark?" The best part had to be when the judges were discussing Daniel and Kelli's black, leopard and teal three-piece ensemble, which caused Michael Kors to quip "Slutty, slutty, slutty," and Kenley to dissolve into a fit of giggles. Clip above; all of the outfits from the runway after the jump. More »

11:00 AM on Thu Aug 14 2008
By Dodai
13,167 views, 148 comments

Latest by theres-a-girl-in-my-soup: Damn, I couldn't watch this episode. I went to the PR website, checked in with you guys and I still more »

snap judgment

Brooke Shields Has Hands (And One Foot) Full

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dirt bag

Lindsay Sings: "If I Want It, I Get It. Now."

  • Synth! Dance beat! Breathy vocals! It's Lindsay Lohan's new track, "Bossy." And guess what? It doesn't totally suck. "Stop touching me without permission," she sings. "I'm jut a little bossy. If I want it, I get it — Now." Ha! Like that fur coat? But is the song as good as Kelis's "Bossy"? Well, LL's track was written by Ne-Yo. Lemme know what you think. I may have to listen again. And Again. And then one more time, with rollerskates on. I'm so embarrassed. [People]
  • Meanwhile: Lindsay's dad Michael is pissed that the Mingling Moms named ex-wife Dina a "Top Mom." He says: "Are you kidding? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi." Meanwhile, Dina says: "He's on a mission to destroy me." Wow, this kind of stuff must be great for the kids to hear. [Page Six]
  • So Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon spill all their wedding details to People, including the fact that they get along because they are 'both eternally 12 years old" and Mariah now has a "Mrs. Cannon" tattoo. [Yahoo News]
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9:00 AM on Thu May 8 2008
By Dodai
5,884 views, 164 comments

Latest by MsMishi: @Macloserboy: Did that 27 Dresses actually do well? Seth Rogan made Knocked Up worth seeing for me but meh, if more »

missdemeanors

"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, everyone is a transvestite, according to the usual offenders: Brooke Shields' "legs finally gaveout from the weight of her testicles", while Khloe Kardashian and Brooke Hogan should "swap tips on shaving their testicles." Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »

5:00 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Jessica
17,049 views, 50 comments

Latest by BlueParadox: So basically, any woman who does fit their standard for height and such is not only unsexy but manish, and more »

the naked truth

Germaine Greer; Glamour Editor: Miley Cyrus Hubbub Is Hypocritical

Media folks continue to weigh in on the semi-racy photographs of Miley Cyrus, and while they make different, though mostly salient points, almost all the writers agree on one thing: Disney is a big fat hypocrite. Writer/feminist Germaine Greer points out that teen girls have been sexualized for eons. "In western art most of the women portrayed semi-clad or totally nude are children," Greer writes. "Their nipples are pallid and undeveloped, their breasts hard and veinless, their pubes unfurred." She also adds that the image of a naked, adolescent-figured 34-year-old Kate Moss freaks her out more than a backless Miley Cyrus, because "The icon of the 34-year-old mother qua 13-year-old virgin is even more disturbing than the sexy image of the 15-year-old Cyrus, because it is so much rarer and weirder." More »

2:40 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Jessica
8,892 views, 121 comments

Latest by Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: About the model Behati Prinsloo: Can someone please explain to me what the model is 'underage' for? I thought the legal more »

dirt bag

Angelina's Unborn Kids Already Making Money

  • Photographs of Angelina Jolie's (now) unborn babies could be worth a whopping $10 million. An editor who remains anonymous actually says: "It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos." Hahahahahaha. No. [Page Six]
  • By the by, People's issue with La Lopez twins sold between 2 and 3 million copies; Nicole Richie's cover sold 1.8 million; Christina Aguilera's sold 1.3 million. [ONTD]
  • Russell Simmons and wife Kimora have filed for divorce — again. He filed in March 2006, but the proceedings never um, proceeded. In any case, since they have such intertwined careers and businesses, this should be interesting. [TMZ]
  • They secretly went out two years ago, and now Matthew Perry has rekindled his relationship with Mean Girls actress Lizzy Caplan (she played Janis Ian). She's 13 years younger than he is and it's a "friends with benefits" type thing. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Tina Fey wants Ashley Dupre, aka Kristen, to be on 30 Rock. A skit involving Jack? Or Kenneth? [Page Six]
  • Here's video of Ashley Dupre telling a Girls Gone Wild cameraman that she is over 18 and her name is Amber Arpalo. [TMZ]
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9:00 AM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Dodai
5,351 views, 160 comments

Latest by TheJerseyDevil: @amandahugnkiss: Wawa is the Neiman Marcus of convenience stores. The stores are always clean and bright and their sandwiches more »

Lucy Liuser? Will Cashmere Mafia soon be sleeping with the fishes? Fashionista is reporting that the Lucy Liu vehicle has been canceled, but a source close to the production tells Jezebel that as of right now, Cashmere's fate is undecided, adding, it's "definitely on the bubble." An ABC flack tells us that the future of the show is unclear. "It's just not in production at the moment," according to a network rep. "[Fashionista] doesn't understand how it works. The network hasn't made a decision. It won't be back this season but that would be true of a lot of our shows." The uncertainty is a bitter pill to swallow, especially since the Cashmere competitor Lipstick Jungle will probably survive the strike. NBC has just ordered 6 more scripts of the Brooke Shields-helmed dramedy. [Fashionista, Zap 2 It]

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snap judgment

Brooke Shields And Daughter Rowan Look Both Ways Before Crossing

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critical mass

Critics Slash And Burn The Lipstick Jungle

Though the widely-reviled Cashmere Mafia was the first Sex and the City stepchild out of the gate, Lipstick Jungle, which premieres tonight at ten, is being subjected to similar critical scorn. Despite the fact that Lipstick boasts a family friendly work environment, this tale of three New York media career gals (Brooke Shields plays a movie exec, Kim Raver is a magazine editor, and Lindsay Price is a fashion designer) is "glittery junk that nobody needs," says the Washington Post. Other papers agree wholeheartedly, but the best jibe comes from L.A. Times reviewer Mary McNamara: "Lipstick Jungle is to Sex and the City what New Coke was to Coca-Cola — a brand extension best forgotten." Oh, Snap! Check out the rest of the critical carnage, after the jump. More »

10:30 AM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By Jessica
3,987 views, 115 comments

Latest by tupance: Saw the last five min and it sucks. more »