• 18-year-old Disney star Demi Lovato has quit an international tour with the Jonas Brothers and entered a treatment center.

• In a totally predicable career move, Kim Kardashian has started recording an album. It seems Kim wants to be a pop star, thus proving that she has talent for something other than making sexyface and gabbing about her family.

• Christina Aguilera, a woman who cannot stop releasing songs that are a metaphor for her vagina, celebrated her new found freedom by allegedly engaging in a menage a trois with Sam Ronson, America's favorite gateway lesbian.

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• Seventy-two year old Jane Fonda is talking about her recent plastic surgery, saying, "It was a hard decision to make."

• In a radio interview this weekend Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton Gibson, declared that the Catholic Church won't address controversial issues like homosexuality because, "half of the people there in the Vatican are queer," including the Pope.

• Hot In Cleveland indeed: Old photos of Betty White and her late husband, TV host Allen Ludden, "engaging in sexual activities" are reportedly being shopped to media outlets.

• Lady Gaga's stage at Lollapalooza will be, in a word, huge. Perry Farrell told MTV News:

• Alanis Morissette has revealed that she married the rapper Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway at her L.A. home on May 22. "So happy to share with you that my man Souleye and I got married," says Alanis.

• In an interview with TMZ, Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price said, "I don't want people to be so hard on me thinking I had to pull the plug too early. He wouldn't have made it anyway..."

• 36-year-old reality TV star/photographer Indrani, claims she's dating Lindsay Lohan. "I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot," says Indrani.

• Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]

• During Elisabeth Hasselbeck's teary apology to Erin Andrews on The View last week, she implied that she talked to Andrews on the phone. Erin says, "She called me. I didn't speak with her." [Extra]

• Though Kendra Wilkinson says she's trying to prevent the release of a sex tape she made before dating Hugh Hefner, documents show she was in the process of releasing the tape herself a year ago.

• Did you think the first Sex And The City movie was too sad? Sarah Jessica Parker says: See the sequel!

• Taylor Swift has been named the new face of CoverGirl cosmetics, and is set to help debut a "luxury line" for the brand next January. No word yet on if she has to go see Tyra for smizing lessons. [People]

• Tito Ortiz was arrested on felony domestic violence charges today for allegedly beating Jenna Jameson at the home they live in with their 13-month-old twin boys.

• Wally Sychak, the father of Bret Michaels, says his son is "doing good" and is speaking after being rushed to the ICU with a massive brain hemorrhage last night:

• Michael Lohan claims that Lindsay Lohan's apartment was a "mess" when he stormed in yesterday. As for Lindsay, she "looked like she was hit by a truck..." her eyes were allegedly "pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess."

• Michael Lohan claims he brought police into Lindsay Lohan's house today to check on 16-year-old Ali, but Dina Lohan says, "Michael walked into the apartment looked right at Ali and said, 'I'm looking for my daughter Ali, is she here?'"