Marina Abramovic Saved Lady Gaga from a Lifetime of Weed Addiction

Lady Gaga recently revealed that after her debilitating hip surgery, she smoked a ton of weed to numb the pain. She says she was smoking "15 joints a day," until friend Marina Abramovic told her she had a problem and helped her severely cut back, via a weeks-long art fast at Abramovic's house. (Which, admittedly,… » 11/08/13 7:59pm 11/08/13 7:59pm

Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed

In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian… » 5/15/13 9:00am 5/15/13 9:00am

Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime

Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd. » 5/10/13 9:00am 5/10/13 9:00am

Simon Cowell Told Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat For X-Factor

Before Demi Lovato returns to The X-Factor to fill the voids left by Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Simon Cowell wants her to lose some weight, and had no problem telling her as much despite her hospitalization two years ago that was in part due to bulimia. Transfixed by his deep V-neck, staring into the dark,… » 5/04/13 11:30am 5/04/13 11:30am

Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover

Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez… » 1/18/13 9:00am 1/18/13 9:00am

Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer » 12/12/12 9:00am 12/12/12 9:00am

Reese Witherspoon Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch

Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You… » 12/11/12 9:00am 12/11/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber's Attempt to Walk Through a Glass Wall Ends in Concussion

Concussions are very serious. But the shenanigans that lead to concussions? Often hilarious. Case in point: Justin Bieber's run in with a large, immovable glass wall last night at the singer's Paris concert, which resulted in a slapstick collision (funny!) followed by cartoons of birds and stars circling his head… » 6/01/12 9:00am 6/01/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Weds in Disappointingly Pratfall-Free Ceremony

Kim Kardashian, got married to her giant boyfriend Kris Humphries yesterday in a lavish $10 bazillion glorification of all that's wrong with the world. The ceremony featured a star-studded 440 person guest list including such of-the-moment cultural forces as Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, and several members of the… » 8/21/11 11:00am 8/21/11 11:00am

Emma Watson To Star In New Version Of Beauty And The Beast

Tale as old as time, true as it can be: Emma Watson will play Belle in a new live-action version of Beauty And The Beast, directed by Guillermo del Toro. We're not sure who will play the candlestick, or Gaston, or even if there will be a Gaston. But we do know that no one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston,… » 7/20/11 9:00am 7/20/11 9:00am

Justin Timberlake Decides Being Single Sucks, Starts Seeing Jessica…

Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, and by sexy, we mean Jessica Biel. Bring it on in to Redo-ville. The two are "quietly seeing each other again," according to a source. They've decided to give it another shot, and "Justin realized single life is not what it's cracked up to be." Maybe he had hot sweaty… » 7/06/11 9:00am 7/06/11 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Denies Cheating, Threatens To Sue

Kim Kardashian is denying that she cheated on her fiancé, despite the In Touch cover story this week. Her lawyers have already sent a letter to the magazine, and now they have also sent a letter to football player Bret Lockett, warning him that if he doesn't retract his allegations, she will sue, sue, sue. [TMZ] » 6/09/11 9:00am 6/09/11 9:00am