She's not fat, she's pregnant, you halfwits. Kendall and Kylie Jenner would like you to know that half-sister Kim Kardashian isn't an actual fat person, she's just got a baby in there. Duh.
- Lindsay Lohan's friends and family want her to go to rehab but she's not having it. A source says her parents' public bickering would "drive even the most normal of people over the edge" and Linds is drinking to cope.