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    Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!

    This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?

    9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    I'm going to mail out Rev. Lowery-themed holiday cards. We ask you to give us gifts that are not breast lifts, that Santa can bring back Fanta, that on this Hanukkah I won't get lockjaw, that the candy will be dandy; and that the reindeer games will not be lame[s].
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/12/09

    @andBegorrah: I am not sure if I'm supposed to start pronouncing Hanukkah as "Hanu-kaw" or lockjaw as "lock-jah". I kind of like them both.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/12/09

    @andBegorrah: Nicely done.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    Ugh, as a Michigander born and raised, Bronner's gives me god-awful flashbacks...sitting in that store for an entire day while my mother browsed through room after room of ornaments...I can almost smell the horrible artificial-pine-and-cinnamon potpurri now. Shudder.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    05/12/09

    @marshmallory wants to gobble and prance.: my friend is christmas-decor-obsessed and dragged me across the state just to get a giant candy cane. i met wally bronner or whatever his name was though. still not worth it.
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    It's almost Christmas already?!!!!!!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/12/09

    @KiddyKat: No, no it's not. lol


    My grandma called me and was like, "8 months til Christmas!" What? lol She was bored.

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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    What you want, baby, Bronner's got it. All they're asking for is a little respect.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    But where's my commemorative Rick Warren ornament, complete with interchangable speech bubbles, depending on whether you're feeling racist, homophobic or anti-science that particular day?
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    05/12/09

    @Santos L Halper: Don't forget the speech bubble advocating justice for all! (Unless, of course, you're gay and/or a lady and/or a non-Christian.)
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/12/09

    @Santos L Halper: Or speech bubble saying the names of the First Daughters in a really creepy way.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    Sock it to us, Bronner's.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    I'll be hanging mine on a Chain of Fools.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    I want the ACTUAL hat so I can look like Aretha and/or BHB.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/12/09

    @tscheese: It'll make you feel like a natural woman.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    05/12/09

    @tscheese: Tada! [www.mrsongmillinery.com])-Cat%23-A93
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    05/12/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I have a feeling that link may not work. Try adding the )-Cat%23-A93 to the end of it.
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    05/12/09

    @tscheese: The ornament is fun (and I want one) but a replica of the actual hat would be more awesome. You could demand respect in that hat.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/12/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Oh man, you can get it in Oatmeal.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    You better think, Bronners, think about what you're trying to do to me.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    05/12/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Show them a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/12/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'm glad that it can be purchased online as it will save me a trip down the freeway of love.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/12/09

    @BabyJane: and you won't have to cross that bridge over troubled water.
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    05/12/09

    @Ailatan: I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me.)
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    05/12/09

    @BabyJane: Baby I love you!
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/17/08

    In reply to This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
    I have told my family members I want one present this year: a 32-inch flat screen. (They apparently don't come much smaller, and I have no space for a bigger one.) I already found it at Target, so I am happy to receive Target gift cards, or cash, which I will accumulate and put towards it.


    They probably won't listen, but I have stated my goal.

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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/17/08

    In reply to This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
    Christ didn't have a Christmas tree because he wasn't a 5th century German tribesman.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    11/17/08

    @Shamrockette: It is so strange when this all ends, the lights are out for ever, the olds are gone, then you miss them. This is the time of year we supposed to have mercy on everyone who doesn't know any better. Haha.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/17/08

    In reply to This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
    a very close family member is about to enter a nursing home due to advanced alzheimer's before thanksgiving. so yeah, everything in perspective.


    keep it small, enjoy it all.

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    Image of Etoiles Etoiles
    11/17/08

    @rednrowdy: My sympathies and empathy. We lost one of my grandfathers to Alzheimer's and Christmas (200...3?) was the last time I saw him. It's a rotten thing for a family to go through.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/17/08

    @EtoilePB: I'm so sorry. Remember there's always a chance they know you're there so don't stop visiting. And it's just as hard for them as it is for you.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    11/17/08

    In reply to This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
    I wish my family wouldn't go all out for Christmas. It's like, ornaments everywhere, lights everywhere, every square inch of our front yard is covered in lights, you name it.


    We spend several hundreds of dollars each year just for lights alone.


    Ugh.

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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    11/17/08

    In reply to This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
    Also, I have to admit that even though I end up doing less and less of it every year, I really love the idea of Christmas decorating. Every year I think about getting a fake tree in the after Christmas sales, and every year I don't do it because I don't have the storage space. But around this time I start having thoughts of glass balls and lights and popcorn strings again, even though I go to Illinois for Christmas and the cat would knock the tree down while I was gone.


    I do bake something every year though. I can't do Christmas without it. We really need a Christmas baking thread, in which we rhapsodize over fudge and peanut brittle and gingerbread and my Mom's awesome ambrosia balls.

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    Image of JustZoot JustZoot
    11/17/08

    @Ratinski: great idea! Editors? Can we have a holiday cookie recipe thread?
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/17/08

    @JustZoot: yes, please! I will be happy to share my family recipes for rum balls and church windows. (As opposed to church keys.)
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/17/08

    In reply to This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?
    I just bought a house last month, and I told mom straight up that Santa was gonna be skinny this year, because I can barely afford to feed myself.


    That being said, only a handful of people are getting gifts from me (Last year I handed out gifts to my aunts, uncles, cousins, their kids, etc) and all presents are coming from Ross.

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