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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
11/25/08

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If there is anyone that needs to just shut.the.fuck.up for awhile it is Ann Coulter. I can't wait to see how she turns this into some book about how Liberals are all jaw crushing fiends.
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/25/08

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Ted Kaufman is actually a wonderful guy - he's no wimp, he won't be in anyone's pocket. He's always been in the background, but operating on a high level, for a long time.
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madcater
11/25/08

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maybe she's actually getting work done and this is the cover?
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Jack_Burton
11/25/08

@madcater: All the world's surgeons can't fix the inside, though.
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Jack_Burton
11/25/08

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It's psychic trauma manifested in reality... Cronenberg-style (the Brood, Videodrome):

I'll mangle a lil' line from Ol'Ben Kenobe:

"I sense a disturbance in the New World Order. It's as if a single hateful voice cried out and was suddenly silenced... By collective will of the American voting public."
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gobblegirl
11/25/08

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Not to be a downer, but was she really going to eat anything at Thanksgiving anyway?
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Cerridwen
11/25/08

@gobblegirl: But, but...she's not anorexic because her boyfriend still finds her attractive!

/heavy sarcasm
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Red-headed bookworm
11/25/08

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Ah, Megan, you've made me feel much better about not liking my food to mix either.
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Cam/ron
11/25/08

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Don't tell me that she performed a publicity stunt to promote her new anti-Obama book. She'll blame her injury on an East Coast Elite Liberal, of course.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/25/08

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Wonderful. Now if someone could break a couple of fingers on each hand to keep her from writing for a while the world will be a better place for a month or so.
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badmutha
11/25/08

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Ahem. The real purpose of Thanksgiving, as all true Americans know, is the chance to use copious amounts of butter, albeit in hidden places. On the turkey, in the veggies,on the potatoes, in the gravy, on my hands, on my legs, oh sorry.
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SisterMaryMartha
11/25/08

@badmutha: Who needs extra butter? Gravy covers all. Gravy is master.
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SisterMaryMartha
11/25/08

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There is no purpose to Thanksgiving if there is no gravy.
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tscheese
11/25/08

@SisterMaryMartha: In a world where stocks are in crisis, the only stock I trust is turkey stock.

I intentionally have like, buckets of it, so I can make QUARTS of gravy. I cannot be without gravy. Oh god, gravy.
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SisterMaryMartha
11/25/08

@tscheese: GRAVY.

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tscheese
11/25/08

@SisterMaryMartha: GRAVY IS ALWAYS AN OCCASION FOR CAPS.

Actually, I should email the editors and see if we can have another Thanksgiving-related recipe-share-type food-ogling thread in which caps are permitted. So as not to derail this fine Crappy Hour.
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SisterMaryMartha
11/25/08

@tscheese: Psst. I am working on a recipe for mashed potatoes with sour cream and cream cheese. I am thinking chives would be an appropriate accent.

To tie this into Crappy Hour- I will use Philadelphia Cream Cheese- there is nothing more AMERICAN than Philadelphia Cream Cheese that is not now and never has been made in Philadelphia- it was made in New York - like where Charlie Rangel is from.

^^^^
see what I did there?

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tscheese
11/25/08

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Okay, I got as far as the gravy vs. potatoes vs. turkey thing in a FULL-ON FATTENING FOOD SLAPFEST, and I have to put in my two cents:

Gravy. Gallons of it. Everywhere.
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tscheese
11/25/08

@tscheese: You mean "full-on frantic fattening food fisticuffs", I'm sure.

Fffff, for short.
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eatsshootsleaves
11/25/08

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Political dynasties are one thing. Literally giving your kid, spouse, or cousin your senate seat is something else entirely.

Also, the seat-filler is going to totally be in Joe Biden's pocket the whole administration. Even as a Democrat I have serious problems with that. I think Obama did the ethical thing in letting the governor of his state decide who to hire without any input (as far as I know). I mean, Ted Kaufman didn't even have a wikipedia page a couple of weeks ago, and now he's a senator.
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PilgrimSoul
11/25/08

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also if I hear anyone call anybody the new again I'm gonna barf. Good-naturedly, of course. But barf nonetheless.
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Political Party Girl
11/25/08

@PilgrimSoul: Seconded. Neither the Obamas nor the Bidens are "the new Kennedys," and whoever said orange was the new pink is seriously disturbed.
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hellosunshine
11/25/08

@PilgrimSoul: Barfing is the new "gag me with a spoon"?
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hellosunshine
11/25/08

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I'm just saying, if I could slather myself in taters and gravy and stuffing, I would be DELICIOUS.

Instead, I'll smother my Tofurkey with all of the above :)
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hellosunshine
11/25/08

@hellodarling!: I also just realized my comment was much funnier in my head. Ignore me for 30 minutes or so, the caffeine hasn't kicked in.
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tscheese
11/25/08

@hellodarling!: if I could slather myself in taters and gravy

Let's just get gay-married already.
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rosasparks
11/25/08

@hellodarling!: I'd rather smother you in gravy than Tofurkeyness.

Also - I guess my coffee hasn't worked yet either. I'm laughing and my travel mug is pipping hot! Must.Drink.More.Java.

ps I spilled my first travel mug, all over myself, this morning, dropping off minisparks at school. She walked up to her teacher & said, "mama spilled her coffee all over herself. She said a bad word. But she smells really good."

I do, my skirt smells like hazelnuts.
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hellosunshine
11/25/08

@tscheese: Boston's not far, and I have a Zipcar membership... *waggles eyebrows lecherously*

@rosasparks: I think Minisparks needs to be the official Jezebel mini-mascot, because she sounds awesome. And I bet you smell yummy! I love hazelnut coffee!
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NefariousNewt
11/25/08

@tscheese: @hellodarling!: Ladies, I say this with all due respect: CUT IT OUT!! You're making me simultaneously excited and hungry, and I think I may go into shock!
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rosasparks
11/25/08

@hellodarling!: I guess I smothered myself in coffee. Also invited for some, I presume.

minisparks IS a jezebel. Just a mini-version. Anyone who's 5 & is versed in same sex marriage laws must be.

Last - I may be strange for thinking this, but I realized that Ann Coulter may cease to exist, as she is already pin thin & if her jaw is wired shut, she'll parish!
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PilgrimSoul
11/25/08

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Well, as long as Robert Rubin acolytes are running this economy, we have nothing to worry about! Just look at how well they did with Citibank!

(Oh.)
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