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Beau Biden Gets His Seat-Filler And The Financial Sector Gets Your Money
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11/25/08
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I'll mangle a lil' line from Ol'Ben Kenobe:
"I sense a disturbance in the New World Order. It's as if a single hateful voice cried out and was suddenly silenced... By collective will of the American voting public."
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/heavy sarcasm
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I intentionally have like, buckets of it, so I can make QUARTS of gravy. I cannot be without gravy. Oh god, gravy.
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11/25/08
Actually, I should email the editors and see if we can have another Thanksgiving-related recipe-share-type food-ogling thread in which caps are permitted. So as not to derail this fine Crappy Hour.
11/25/08
To tie this into Crappy Hour- I will use Philadelphia Cream Cheese- there is nothing more AMERICAN than Philadelphia Cream Cheese that is not now and never has been made in Philadelphia- it was made in New York - like where Charlie Rangel is from.
^^^^
see what I did there?
11/25/08
Gravy. Gallons of it. Everywhere.
11/25/08
Fffff, for short.
11/25/08
Also, the seat-filler is going to totally be in Joe Biden's pocket the whole administration. Even as a Democrat I have serious problems with that. I think Obama did the ethical thing in letting the governor of his state decide who to hire without any input (as far as I know). I mean, Ted Kaufman didn't even have a wikipedia page a couple of weeks ago, and now he's a senator.
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Instead, I'll smother my Tofurkey with all of the above :)
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Let's just get gay-married already.
11/25/08
Also - I guess my coffee hasn't worked yet either. I'm laughing and my travel mug is pipping hot! Must.Drink.More.Java.
ps I spilled my first travel mug, all over myself, this morning, dropping off minisparks at school. She walked up to her teacher & said, "mama spilled her coffee all over herself. She said a bad word. But she smells really good."
I do, my skirt smells like hazelnuts.
11/25/08
@rosasparks: I think Minisparks needs to be the official Jezebel mini-mascot, because she sounds awesome. And I bet you smell yummy! I love hazelnut coffee!
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11/25/08
minisparks IS a jezebel. Just a mini-version. Anyone who's 5 & is versed in same sex marriage laws must be.
Last - I may be strange for thinking this, but I realized that Ann Coulter may cease to exist, as she is already pin thin & if her jaw is wired shut, she'll parish!
11/25/08
(Oh.)