Do you have at least one of your hands down the front of your pants right now? Are you wearing plastic sandals? Do you have a sports themed tattoo and a picture of a stadium on your wall? Up top, bro. This broetry's for you.
The Times of London has a somewhat irritating series titled "The Trouble With Women," which gives a platform to a new dude each week so he can complain about the lady-folk. This week, we have a "poet" named Andy.